A very "punny" thread.

[Conqueror_Quack]

What do you call a rainbow laser which boils water?
A Gayser.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

What do you call it when a witch gets a magical disease? Staff Enfection

No you just say they're sick and are illing it

 

[ThrillingHuman]

The difference between vampires and witches is that the former suck and the latter are bewitching.

Your compliment pierced right through my heart like it's a wooden stake. Wait, I'm not the vampire here

 

[Deleted member 84247]

No you just say they're sick and are illing it

This thread is sicker than a witch's cauldron. It's a boiling pot of bad jokes.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

This thread is sicker than a witches cauldron. It's a boiling pot of bad jokes.

However I alone am on fire like it's back during the Inquisition

 

[Deleted member 84247]

However I alone am on fire like it's back during the Inquisition

What do you call it when a vampire queen fights in that? The Enquisition.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

However I alone am on fire like it's back during the Inquisition

Well your life is on the stake here.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Well your life is on the stake here.

And my jokes are pretty well-done

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Well your life is on the stake here.

I grow tired of these stake jokes. Can't you people be more enlightened? I, for sure, cannot.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I grow tired of these stake jokes. Can't you people be more enlightened? I, for sure, cannot.

Well that surely is unfortunate because you represents the envy in all of us.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

What do you call it when a vampire queen fights in that? The Enquisition.

How do you call your mood when you are overcome with curiosity? Enquisitive.
No that's too lazy. Enert, some might say

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I grow tired of these stake jokes. Can't you people be more enlightened? I, for sure, cannot.

But enlightened people tend to behead queens, as French history taught me

 

[Deleted member 84247]

How do you call your mood when you are overcome with curiosity? Enquisitive.
No that's too lazy. Enert, some might say

Your puns are Enhumane and oxymoronic for you to be totally human.

But enlightened people tend to behead queens, as French history taught me

You couldn't behead me even if I was a Dullahan.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Your puns are Enhumane and oxymoronic for you to be totally human.

I would say they are just tender.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Your puns are Enhumane and oxymoronic for you to be totally human.

This is a trashy joke

 

[ThrillingHuman]

You couldn't behead me even if I was a Dullahan.

Of course. You'd just say "head on, over"

 

[Deleted member 84247]

This is a trashy joke

That's what one would call a throwback. But that person died and was seen "Nevermore."

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Of course. You'd just say "head on, over"

Nah, I am tired of beating a dead horse.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

That's what one would call a throwback. But that person died and was seen "Nevermore."

That's only what a little birdie told you

 

[Deleted member 84247]

That's only what a little birdie told you

I think this thread is reaching enlightenment. Peak enlightenment.