A very "punny" thread.

[RepresentingDesire]

Your puns suck more rods than BL novels.

I thought you would say
that you learned through them that I'm German.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I thought you would say
that you learned through them that I'm German.

So you are germy, aye? I better wash my hands.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I thought you would say
that you learned through them that I'm German.

What do you call the process through which a seed develops into a plant in Germany?
Germanation

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What do you call the process through which a seed develops into a plant in Germany?
Germanation

How long did it take you to germanate that joke?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

So you are germy, aye? I better wash my hands.

You better do or you will be caught red handed when you suck blood.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

What do you call a good deal in Poland?
A steal.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

No, I only work with reverse scales.

You dare?! Risk my imperial purging?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

How long did it take you to germanate that joke?

About as long as

Spoiler: Beware

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You better do or you will be caught red handed when you suck blood.

I wouldn't be caught red-fanged even at the blood farm convention.

You dare?! Risk my imperial purging?

It was just an intrusive thought.

About as long as

Spoiler: Beware

I can't believe you'd roll this out there.

How long did it take you to germanate that joke?

Grow up.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I can't believe you'd roll this out there

The entire purpose of this thread was to roll you.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

It is true, I am not very puny.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

The entire purpose of this thread was to roll you.

I should have known that was the driver. I tire of this.

It is true, I am not very puny.

Nope, not even with my big scale. Coming up with these is starting to suck the life out of me. Ah, there it is. I'm undead.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I should have known that was the driver. I tire of this.

I couldn't find a pun which could roll of my tongue so I had to resort to a GIF.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I couldn't find a pun which could roll of my tongue so I had to resort to a GIF.

Stop Ricketeering these puns. I will drop you onto a snowy drift with no skis or @Sleds

 

[Deleted member 84247]

These puns are poorer than @Dr.Quack, and he has no bread.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

These jokes are like a prostitute zombie, and I am tired of beating dead whores.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

These jokes are like a prostitute zombie, and I am tired of beating dead whores.

My ability to make puns is insignificant compared to you. I pale in comparison between us. Wait, I don't. I'm not the vampire here.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Why did not one wanted to deal with an angry enbi?
She was bat shit crazy.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Why did not one wanted to deal with an angry enbi?
She was bat shit crazy.

this is such a terrible joke, everyone gravels in fear. Wait, no, you're just in the middle of a dessert. Is Peking Duck the main course? Or are we not betting on horses?

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I like to take in the faint scent of Roses first thing in the morning. I still don't get why they filed for harrassment