A very "punny" thread.

[Deleted member 84247]

I like to take in the faint scent of Roses first thing in the morning. I still don't get why they filed for harrassment

It's because you weren't bewitching enough. Not enough Enchantment. Now you've acquired their Enmity and made many Enemies. Endeed.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I do enjoy a hearty meal. Leave the love reaction to this comment to feed this great witch

 

[ThrillingHuman]

It's because you weren't bewitching enough. Not enough Enchantment. Now you've acquired their Enmity and made many Enemies. Endeed.

I don't get the second sentences' puns. Seriously, they went right over my head. Almost took my hat with them too.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

How do they call @Corty planting flowers? Cortyculture

 

[Deleted member 84247]

How do they call @Corty planting flowers? Cortyculture

Corty plants a lot of blonde-loli's. What are those, you ask? I dunno, probably a @Plantorsomething

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Why do witches hate @Dr.Quack ? Because he eats sandwitches frequently.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why do witches hate @Dr.Quack ? Because he eats sandwitches frequently.

This is how Dr.Quack picks a sandwitch at lunchtime. "I'll just take the witch one."

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Why do witches hate @Dr.Quack ? Because he eats sandwitches frequently.

Why do ducks dislike witches? I dunno, probably because they the duck bills are too expensive in Witchita, Kansas

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Corty plants a lot of blonde-loli's. What are those, you ask? I dunno, probably a @Plantorsomething

No, this is called a spy. More commonly referred to as @Agentt

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I am so popular at being a witch that when people mention my name, they get told "Witch One?"

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

What does the rock eater say before doing something easy?
It's @APieceOfRock .

 

[Deleted member 84247]

No, this is called a spy. More commonly reffered to as @Agentt

My puns sneak up on you like a @Stealthy_Enigma---more stealthy than a @CupcakeNinja. But even I don't stoop to his level of degeneracy.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What does the rock eater say before doing something easy?
It's @APieceOfRock .

Alternatively these say "It's just a Pebble."

 

[ThrillingHuman]

What sound does a witch's sportscar make when it gains speed? "Broom broom broom"

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What sound does a witch's sportscar make when it gains speed? "Broom broom broom"

What do you call Keanu Reeves playing a harlot? John Witch

 

[ThrillingHuman]

My puns sneak up on you like a @Stealthy_Enigma---more stealthy than a @CupcakeNinja. But even I don't stoop to his level of degeneracy.

You are being degenerous with compliments here.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You are being degenerous with compliments here.

What do you call it when a witch gets a magical disease? Staff Enfection

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

My puns sneak up on you like a @Stealthy_Enigma---more stealthy than a @CupcakeNinja. But even I don't stoop to his level of degeneracy.

Neverthoth that there would be a sentence where two beings on the opposite ends of the spectrum be mentioned.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

The difference between vampires and witches is that the former suck and the latter are bewitching.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

The difference between vampires and witches is that the former suck and the latter are bewitching.

Someone was once asked to point out the criminal among a group of vampires. The detective asked, "Can you point out witchpire?"