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ShizukiIchino

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MatchaChocolate69 said:
ELDRITCH FAMILY
FAMILY TREE
I have tried to reconstruct the family tree.
Please let me know if I did anything wrong.
Please @Corty add it to the Glossary.
It would be great if someone could make a graphic version of this.
  • Simple Russian Boi (Slavic Mama) is at the top of the family tree as the matriarch.
    • Children:
      • Matcha
        • Relationships:
          • Seymour (Alter Ego of Ssemouy): Matcha is in a romantic relationship with Seymour. Matcha has become her scythe, indicating a bond where Matcha is tied to her, but not vice versa.
          • Voidiris (Sibling): Voidiris is considered a younger sibling to Matcha.
          • Children with Corty: Due to an accident involving Rhaps, Matcha might have had a child with Corty, and maybe creating a second child with a space-time continuum error.
        • Minion: SsemouyOnan is also Matcha's minion. It's unclear if there's a blood relation between them.
      • SsemouyOnan
        • Alter Ego: Seymour the Villainess. They hate each other.
        • Minion of Matcha: This relationship further complicates SsemouyOnan's position within the family.
        • Rootling: Ssemouy is a loyal follower of Danny, the Daikon deity, and is considered rootling by her.
      • DannyTheDaikon
        • Siblings: Described as the older sister of Matcha and Ssemouy.
        • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with Azure through this unique bond, indicating a significant relationship within the family tree.
        • Deity: Considered a deity by her only follower, SsemouyOnan.
        • Adopted Daughter of Corty: ? (need more info)
    • Azure
      • Marriage: Married to Voidiris, establishing a direct connection to the Eldritch family through this union.
      • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with DannyTheDaikon, marking a significant relationship outside the traditional marriage to Voidiris.
  • Unconfirmed Ties:
    • Simple Russian Boi is the Babushka (grandmother) of Pixytoki and Midnight Fox, two young kitsune girls.
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*System detected an important information... Downloading the information into the databases... Data confirmed to be safe... moving the daya to the second databases to be proceeded manually*
 
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MatchaChocolate69 said:
ELDRITCH FAMILY
FAMILY TREE
I have tried to reconstruct the family tree.
Please let me know if I did anything wrong.
Please @Corty add it to the Glossary.
It would be great if someone could make a graphic version of this.
  • Simple Russian Boi (Slavic Mama) is at the top of the family tree as the matriarch.
    • Children:
      • Matcha
        • Relationships:
          • Seymour (Alter Ego of Ssemouy): Matcha is in a romantic relationship with Seymour. Matcha has become her scythe, indicating a bond where Matcha is tied to her, but not vice versa.
          • Voidiris (Sibling): Voidiris is considered a younger sibling to Matcha.
          • Children with Corty: Due to an accident involving Rhaps, Matcha might have had a child with Corty, and maybe creating a second child with a space-time continuum error.
        • Minion: SsemouyOnan is also Matcha's minion. It's unclear if there's a blood relation between them.
      • SsemouyOnan
        • Alter Ego: Seymour the Villainess. They hate each other.
        • Minion of Matcha: This relationship further complicates SsemouyOnan's position within the family.
        • Rootling: Ssemouy is a loyal follower of Danny, the Daikon deity, and is considered rootling by her.
      • DannyTheDaikon
        • Siblings: Described as the older sister of Matcha and Ssemouy.
        • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with Azure through this unique bond, indicating a significant relationship within the family tree.
        • Deity: Considered a deity by her only follower, SsemouyOnan.
        • Adopted Daughter of Corty: ? (need more info)
    • Azure
      • Marriage: Married to Voidiris, establishing a direct connection to the Eldritch family through this union.
      • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with DannyTheDaikon, marking a significant relationship outside the traditional marriage to Voidiris.
  • Unconfirmed Ties:
    • Simple Russian Boi is the Babushka (grandmother) of Pixytoki and Midnight Fox, two young kitsune girls.
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George R.R. Martin would be so proud seeing this
 
SsemouyOnan

SsemouyOnan

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MatchaChocolate69 said:
ELDRITCH FAMILY
FAMILY TREE
I have tried to reconstruct the family tree.
Please let me know if I did anything wrong.
Please @Corty add it to the Glossary.
It would be great if someone could make a graphic version of this.
  • Simple Russian Boi (Slavic Mama) is at the top of the family tree as the matriarch.
    • Children:
      • Matcha
        • Relationships:
          • Seymour (Alter Ego of Ssemouy): Matcha is in a romantic relationship with Seymour. Matcha has become her scythe, indicating a bond where Matcha is tied to her, but not vice versa.
          • Voidiris (Sibling): Voidiris is considered a younger sibling to Matcha.
          • Children with Corty: Due to an accident involving Rhaps, Matcha might have had a child with Corty, and maybe creating a second child with a space-time continuum error.
        • Minion: SsemouyOnan is also Matcha's minion. It's unclear if there's a blood relation between them.
      • SsemouyOnan
        • Alter Ego: Seymour the Villainess. They hate each other.
        • Minion of Matcha: This relationship further complicates SsemouyOnan's position within the family.
        • Rootling: Ssemouy is a loyal follower of Danny, the Daikon deity, and is considered rootling by her.
      • DannyTheDaikon
        • Siblings: Described as the older sister of Matcha and Ssemouy.
        • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with Azure through this unique bond, indicating a significant relationship within the family tree.
        • Deity: Considered a deity by her only follower, SsemouyOnan.
        • Adopted Daughter of Corty: ? (need more info)
    • Azure
      • Marriage: Married to Voidiris, establishing a direct connection to the Eldritch family through this union.
      • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with DannyTheDaikon, marking a significant relationship outside the traditional marriage to Voidiris.
  • Unconfirmed Ties:
    • Simple Russian Boi is the Babushka (grandmother) of Pixytoki and Midnight Fox, two young kitsune girls.
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As much as I want to try and make a graphic version I do not want to be jumpscared by a circle...
 
Nahrenne

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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Simple_Russian_Boi said:
Lenin's mustache, I'm tired. :sweating_profusely:

Just two hours of dragging a bunch of books around and I already feel like a squeezed lemon.

I need to work on my cardio.
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'o'
*massages the lemon so it becomes big and juicy again*
You've worked hard
(^-^)
DannyTheDaikon said:
this is self defense! :blob_catflip: Si vis pacem para bellum nya!
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This just made me think of @Assurbanipal_II's story
'-'
The title of, I mean.
Simple_Russian_Boi said:
Oh, right, that silly thing is still standing. Sorry.

:blob_neutral: :blob_hmm_two:

Actually, I was wondering, what would happen if I...
*borrows your finger*
Huh? Nothing hap- :blob_neutral::blob_blank:
*feels Sophisticated Russian Man gain sentience*
*slowly gives your finger back*
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:blob_frown:
What is Sophisticated Russian Man?
SsemouyOnan said:
PS: I've found an ideal model that may serve as the basis for a common footsoldier in the ranks of our coalition, do tell me what you think of him once you wake up from your false slumber in the virtual world.
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Apart from the face, he's hot.
'o'

X
 
MatchaChocolate69

MatchaChocolate69

? Your Valentine ?
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SsemouyOnan said:
As much as I want to try and make a graphic version I do not want to be jumpscared by a circle...
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A lot of circles... :blob_shock: :sweating_profusely:
DannyTheDaikon said:
George R.R. Martin would be so proud seeing this
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He would feel humiliated :blob_shade:
Pixytokisaki14 said:
Babushka has been busy :blob_hmm:
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Indeed... :sweating_profusely:
ShizukiIchino said:
*System detected an important information... Downloading the information into the databases... Data confirmed to be safe... moving the daya to the second databases to be proceeded manually*
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MUHAHAHAHHAHAH!
In this data, there's the eldritch trojan.
Now we are inside your system! :blob_evil:
 
Corty

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MatchaChocolate69 said:
ELDRITCH FAMILY
FAMILY TREE
I have tried to reconstruct the family tree.
Please let me know if I did anything wrong.
Please @Corty add it to the Glossary.
It would be great if someone could make a graphic version of this.
  • Simple Russian Boi (Slavic Mama) is at the top of the family tree as the matriarch.
    • Children:
      • Matcha
        • Relationships:
          • Seymour (Alter Ego of Ssemouy): Matcha is in a romantic relationship with Seymour. Matcha has become her scythe, indicating a bond where Matcha is tied to her, but not vice versa.
          • Voidiris (Sibling): Voidiris is considered a younger sibling to Matcha.
          • Children with Corty: Due to an accident involving Rhaps, Matcha might have had a child with Corty, and maybe creating a second child with a space-time continuum error.
        • Minion: SsemouyOnan is also Matcha's minion. It's unclear if there's a blood relation between them.
      • SsemouyOnan
        • Alter Ego: Seymour the Villainess. They hate each other.
        • Minion of Matcha: This relationship further complicates SsemouyOnan's position within the family.
        • Rootling: Ssemouy is a loyal follower of Danny, the Daikon deity, and is considered rootling by her.
      • DannyTheDaikon
        • Siblings: Described as the older sister of Matcha and Ssemouy.
        • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with Azure through this unique bond, indicating a significant relationship within the family tree.
        • Deity: Considered a deity by her only follower, SsemouyOnan.
        • Adopted Daughter of Corty: ? (need more info)
    • Azure
      • Marriage: Married to Voidiris, establishing a direct connection to the Eldritch family through this union.
      • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with DannyTheDaikon, marking a significant relationship outside the traditional marriage to Voidiris.
  • Unconfirmed Ties:
    • Simple Russian Boi is the Babushka (grandmother) of Pixytoki and Midnight Fox, two young kitsune girls.
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added
 
SsemouyOnan

SsemouyOnan

Black cherry flavoured redshift
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MatchaChocolate69 said:
MUHAHAHAHHAHAH!
In this data, there's the eldritch trojan.
Now we are inside your system! :blob_evil:
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Absolutely brilliant move, Lord Matcha! Huhu, it is only a matter of time before this hero succumbs!

cleans up the virus as Seymour and sends an email

Why the hell does this hyper advanced state-of-the-art system use MCAFEE for security ?!
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SsemouyOnan

SsemouyOnan

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SRB

SRB

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Nahrenne said:
'o'
*massages the lemon so it becomes big and juicy again*
You've worked hard
(^-^)
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You're doing this on purpose. I do not know how, but you do. :blob_melt:
Nahrenne said:
:blob_frown:
What is Sophisticated Russian Man?
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It is the final form of SRB - the character - transcending even the might of an Eldritch Being.
Nahrenne said:
Apart from the face, he's hot.
'o'

X
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Of course he is! He's The Emperor of Mankind! I'm not gay, but-[THIS MESSAGE WAS REMOVED FOR MY YOUR SAFETY]
 
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