SHF High-school Fanfic

[ShizukiIchino]

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Don't tell me, it's magical girl...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*You recieve a suspicious letter, with the subject: Anti-Eldritch Research Agreement. The contents detail the sender's insights about the project. The paper is simply signed 'Seymour'*

*as I to focused on the research I didn't notice there is an email sended to my virtual world and I just noticed it when I finally take a break*
?
*See the contents detail*
(⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)
Must
*Reply the email with my sign and the approval*

 

[SRB]

Lenin's mustache, I'm tired.

Just two hours of dragging a bunch of books around and I already feel like a squeezed lemon.

I need to work on my cardio.

 

[SRB]

*You recieve a suspicious letter, with the subject: Anti-Eldritch Research Agreement. The contents detail the sender's insights about the project. The paper is simply signed 'Seymour'*

*as I to focused on the research I didn't notice there is an email sended to my virtual world and I just noticed it when I finally take a break*
?
*See the contents detail*
(⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)
Must
*Reply the email with my sign and the approval*

"For note anything physical like letter will actually arrived at one place in physical world and changed to virtual data for it to can enter SNVW"

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Don't tell me, it's magical girl...

It can be if you want You now have access to weapons that'll help ward off against the eldritch! All you have to do is become Seymour's eternal minion very willing ally when the time comes...

Lenin's mustache, I'm tired.

Just two hours of dragging a bunch of books around and I already feel like a squeezed lemon.

I need to work on my cardio.

From what you've described in the past, those are some darn heavy books, your cardio is already pretty impressive.

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[Deleted member 146224]

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Looks like our little Eldritch family is going to have to deal with this... inconvenience

My predictions for what is going to happen:

Spoiler

>Azure wakes up
>Teleports to Kitty's base
>Reality rips whatchamacallit destruction murder chaos
>Kills Ssemouy/Seymour
>tells me to pay more attention to my Rootling
>does not elaborate
>leaves

 

[Deleted member 146224]

This can also end with you being hunted by both sides

 

[ShizukiIchino]

It can be if you want You now have access to weapons that'll help ward off against the eldritch! All you have to do is become Seymour's eternal minion very willing ally when the time comes...

Can I forfeit now?

 

[SRB]

Looks like our little Eldritch family is going to have to deal with this... inconvenience

My predictions for what is going to happen:

Spoiler

>Azure wakes up
>Teleports to Kitty's base
>Reality rips whatchamacallit destruction murder chaos
>Kills Ssemouy/Seymour
>tells me to pay more attention to my Rootling
>does not elaborate
>leaves

No, we're not. I happen to like our new and only cat Comrade. So please stop killing her when it's not necessary.

From what you've described in the past, those are some darn heavy books, your cardio is already pretty impressive.

It is-? It is.

Imma bite you.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No, we're not. I happen to like our new and only cat Comrade. So please stop killing her when it's not necessary.

this is self defense! Si vis pacem para bellum nya!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

This can also end with you being hunted by both sides

Imma bite you.

Oi, oi no breaking the fourth wall and attacking me directly >_<

Can I forfeit now?

...The contract has been signed
...
...
Sure! ^_^

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Oi, oi no breaking the fourth wall and attacking me directly >_<

I was talking to Seymour I know she's listening

 

[ShizukiIchino]

No, we're not. I happen to like our new and only cat Comrade. So please stop killing her when it's not necessary.

Well as long as I not become someone worker maybe I fine with the deal?

Also I really confused rn

 

[SRB]

Oi, oi no breaking the fourth wall and attacking me directly >_<

Oh, right, that silly thing is still standing. Sorry.



Actually, I was wondering, what would happen if I...
*borrows your finger*
Huh? Nothing hap-
*feels Sophisticated Russian Man gain sentience*
*slowly gives your finger back*

 

[SRB]

Well as long as I not become someone worker maybe I fine with the deal?

Well, I was not a part of the deal, so I can't know the terms, you'd have to figure new conditions yourself. Partners, maybe?
I'm just your friendly neighborhood Eldritch Russian Boi who likes helping people and steals fingers, nothing else.
*ingnores the strange background that forced the shashlik chapter to expand to 4000 words*

 

[ShizukiIchino]

'So I been trying to make tank that can fire mach 5 projectiles is that enough or need more speed?'

*Sending an email to @SsemouyOnan *

 

[SsemouyOnan]

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'So I been trying to make tank that can fire mach 5 projectiles is that enough or need more speed?'

*Sending an email to @SsemouyOnan *

RE:
Mach 5 is vanishingly poor in comparison to the speed of Eldritch beings. Even if the projectile is anti-eldritch, the entity on the other side would have already gone back in time, massacred your entire line of ancestors and still be with enough time to brew tea by the time it reaches them. Far beyond light speed would be good to start, though you may want to spec into temporal capabilities.

Not to mention, your tank seems to be sorely lacking in versatility, assuming the main cannon is it's only significant weapon. As a start, please see this tech demo presented by one of my suppliers from the East:

I know it lags behind in firepower, but it should serve as a general, disposable unit for your reformed army.

Best Regards,
Seymour

 

[SRB]

Also I really confused rn

Don't worry, I am too. Most of the time.

 

[SRB]

Well as long as I not become someone worker maybe I fine with the deal?

Also I really confused rn

I'll try to explain.

Seymour is a Villainess that's not directly associates herself with "The Eldritch Family." Her other half - SsemouyOnan is.

The Family includes: Azure_Fog, DannyTheDaikon, MatchaChocolate69, SsemouyOnan, Voidiris, and Simple Russian Boi.

Almost all members of Eldritch Family are Villains or just chaotic, except Voidiris and Simple Russian Boi. To them, you are a Hero - someone, who will eventualy oppose them, so they want to take you out before that. (Azure just saw that you had clones and thought that it will be interesting to fight you)

Seymour's intentions are anyone's guess, but she needs loyal minions and allies. Through fear or binding contracts - doesn't matter.

If you want to know more, you have ~13000 messeges to read. Good luck!

 

[MidnightFox]

Lenin's mustache, I'm tired.

Just two hours of dragging a bunch of books around and I already feel like a squeezed lemon.

I need to work on my cardio.

Try carrying more than 5 tons of stock mainly alcohol and other types of beverages every day, that's my job