SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

This lowly Daikon does not have reality breaking powers, nor strength to crush the stars. The only thing this Daikon can offer is her still beating heart that will forever belong to the one and only Eldritch Vampire Goddess ?

Solemnly I bear witness to your offering.

…
But I’m offering first~?
Anyways…

Please, @Azure_Fog make your offer!

 

[MidnightFox]

Lift their legs- loosen the tie and the belt-

*cough context cough*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*looks at still beating heart*
Only your heart~? Try again~ I can steal your heart whenever I want~

Now then…

*queue dramatic music* (like the music when Megumin casts explosion)

*pulls out Scarlet Apple*
*raises above head
Danny~ Hehehe~
*slashes a lock of hair off*
*attaches to Danny’s head*
Become one~

 

[SRB]

*Becomes the concept of Ice and Lightning and approaches you ignoring your attempt at stabbing my lung because of my incorporeal body, making clones at the same time from the shadows in the surrounding area that also charge at you with their own scythes*

Hmm...
*straightens all the limbs, forms sharp bones of the dead god of greed at their ends*
*starts spinning like a sawblade, growing bigger with each passing moment*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*pulls out Scarlet Apple*
*raises above head
Danny~ Hehehe~
*slashes a lock of hair off*
*attaches to Danny’s head*
Become one~

Solemnly I bear witness to your offering.

 

[Theirl]

Hmm...
*straightens all the limbs, forms sharp bones of the dead god of greed at their ends*
*starts spinning like a sawblade, growing bigger with each passing moment*

 

[SRB]

*cough context cough*

Literally reading the book
If the tie or belt is tightened too much, it can lead to blockage of the respiratory tract.
Not so sure about the belt tho.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@Azure_Fog @DannyTheDaikon
Offerings were fulfilled, and gifts exchanged. I bear witness to this.

As you intertwine your destinies, let the ancient pact be sealed. From the depths of the abyss to the heights of the celestial,
your bond shall be as immutable as the void, as profound as the endless night, and as enduring as the cosmos itself.

With the authority granted by the shadows that weave the fabric of reality, I declare your souls united in Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.
May this union empower you, may it enlighten your path through the mysteries of existence, and may it be the key that unlocks the doors
to realms untold.

Thus, under the watchful eyes of the ancient ones, the rite is complete.
So it has been declared, so shall it be.

 

[SRB]

*looks at still beating heart*
Only your heart~? Try again~ I can steal your heart whenever I want~

Now then…

*queue dramatic music* (like the music when Megumin casts explosion)

*pulls out Scarlet Apple*
*raises above head
Danny~ Hehehe~
*slashes a lock of hair off*
*attaches to Danny’s head*
Become one~

I thought you're gonna give her the Scarlet Apple, I was actually exited!

 

[MidnightFox]

Hmm...
*straightens all the limbs, forms sharp bones of the dead god of greed at their ends*
*starts spinning like a sawblade, growing bigger with each passing moment*

*Your spinning slows down with each pass through my body freezing you and electrocuting you in the process, and as you gaze upwards you stare into my eyes and start decaying from the concept of death inside my purple eye*

 

[Azure_Fog]

I thought you're gonna give her the Scarlet Apple, I was actually exited!

…
You should know the value of my hair. You were there when Danny cut it, right?

 

[Azure_Fog]

@Azure_Fog @DannyTheDaikon
Offerings were fulfilled, and gifts exchanged. I bear witness to this.

As you intertwine your destinies, let the ancient pact be sealed. From the depths of the abyss to the heights of the celestial,
your bond shall be as immutable as the void, as profound as the endless night, and as enduring as the cosmos itself.

With the authority granted by the shadows that weave the fabric of reality, I declare your souls united in Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.
May this union empower you, may it enlighten your path through the mysteries of existence, and may it be the key that unlocks the doors
to realms untold.

Thus, under the watchful eyes of the ancient ones, the rite is complete.
So it has been declared, so shall it be.

Fine~ I guess I have Danny’s heart and she still has hers at the same time and also my heart…

Now then, Danny~
*drags to bedroom*
Let’s have some fun~

 

[SRB]

*Your spinning slows down with each pass through my body freezing you and electrocuting you in the process, and as you gaze upwards you stare into my eyes and start decaying from the concept of death inside my purple eye*

I do not have eyes, but sure.
*changes limbs around every time they become too damaged, shoots out the bones into your clones and your real self to destroy them*
*the bones of the dead god of greed absorb any and all energy*
*takes out the hair that Azure gave me*
What did Ssemouy say? Ah, yes. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, REALITY BENDS YOU!
*uses the hair as a medium to channel Azure's powers, bringing out copies of myself to the battle*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I thought you're gonna give her the Scarlet Apple, I was actually exited!

At least we are now officially a family. @Azure_Fog is now my Sister-in-law and your granddaughter!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I thought you're gonna give her the Scarlet Apple, I was actually exited!

I can have the Apple any time. She has like an unlimited amount of it but I also thought it was the Apple...

*looks at still beating heart*
Only your heart~? Try again~ I can steal your heart whenever I want~

Look again it's not my normal heart this one has the essence of the All-Mother, the one you almost juiced out that one time

Now then…

*queue dramatic music* (like the music when Megumin casts explosion)

*pulls out Scarlet Apple*
*raises above head
Danny~ Hehehe~
*slashes a lock of hair off*
*attaches to Danny’s head*
Become one~

...that was an unexpected turn of events ?
I feel touched

*secretly wipes away a tear*

@Azure_Fog @DannyTheDaikon
Offerings were fulfilled, and gifts exchanged. I bear witness to this.

As you intertwine your destinies, let the ancient pact be sealed. From the depths of the abyss to the heights of the celestial,
your bond shall be as immutable as the void, as profound as the endless night, and as enduring as the cosmos itself.

With the authority granted by the shadows that weave the fabric of reality, I declare your souls united in Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.
May this union empower you, may it enlighten your path through the mysteries of existence, and may it be the key that unlocks the doors
to realms untold.

Thus, under the watchful eyes of the ancient ones, the rite is complete.
So it has been declared, so shall it be.

Yay!!!!! ? ? It was beautifully chaotic!

 

[Nahrenne]

Finally someone gets it

*huggles comrade*

I saw the names and immediately added it to the list I will watch in the nearest future

I really do hope you enjoy it when you do watch it

yay!! I love talking about movies! My gf sadly was completely out of the look with the mainstream, so she basically haven't seen anything and I can't talk with her about this

*huggles*

Angelina is a legend. It's almost impossible to top her in that role.

It's like the character was created for her to play.

I never read the book Should probably do it eventually

I've heard the book is far more graphic.
Like how, when they die right before becoming vampires, their bowels let loose so they wake up covered in its contents.

A far cry from how the film portrayed those parts.

Okay, okay, I'll think of something.
*lies you on the ground*
*takes out first-aid help book, starts reading it frantically*
Lift their legs- loosen the tie and the belt-

*lies with legs raised up and clothes loosened*

Oh... Did it work?

*weakly opens eyes*
H-Huh?
...What happened?
*looks at you and sees you with my legs in your hands raised up and my clothes loosened*
'-'
Are we getting hot and sweaty again?

*cough context cough*

???

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[SRB]

…
You should know the value of my hair. You were there when Danny cut it, right?

I do, but subversion of expectations got me in a twist.

 

[SRB]

*lies with legs raised up and clothes loosened*

*weakly opens eyes*
H-Huh?
...What happened?
*looks at you and sees you with my legs in your hands raised up and my clothes loosened*
'-'
Are we getting hot and sweaty again?

???

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You're alive!
*huggles carefully*
I thought I strangled you! Dear Stalin that was scary.
And no, we're not getting hot and sweaty.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Yay!!!!! ? ? It was beautifully chaotic!

Congratulations, Ane-San! ???
I'm so glad I could witness this chaotic event and even have the honor of officiating it for my wonderful big sister.
I'm one lucky chocolate.

 

[Nahrenne]

You're alive!
*huggles carefully*
I thought I strangled you! Dear Stalin that was scary.
And no, we're not getting hot and sweaty.

Oh, okay.
'-'
*huggles you back*
Why are my clothes like this?
And why were you holding my legs?


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