SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Me too!

Matcha-kun! I knew you were a man of culture as well I was crushing on Kate Beckinsale in this movie so hard

 

[MidnightFox]

*dodges* although that would've been funny
*drops all arms, they stay trapped*
*flies up, sprouting new limbs that look rubbery*
That stings, Comrade!
*throws out several large dragon teeth at you*

*Dodges, then makes A scythe made of Ice and Lightning and charges at you, while manipulating your blood at the same time*

Imma bite you.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I don't know then...

Who said anything about eating

Do you expect me not to eat you~?
Okay anyways, let’s do this~ I have something, so let’s both do that~

@MatchaChocolate69 what are the vows or whatever?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@MatchaChocolate69 what are the vows or whatever?

Do you want me to recite the ritual? Ane-san do you agree?

 

[SRB]

*Dodges, then makes A scythe made of Ice and Lightning and charges at you, while manipulating your blood at the same time*

*sucks all the blood back to the hammerspace, forms dried-out skeletal hands with sharp claws on ends, swings at your neck*

 

[Nahrenne]

For me it's the armor with full helmet Maybe that's why I'm so obsessed with Dark Souls

That too

Seeing the cast I'm shocked I haven't seen it especially since Alan Rickman was there <3

'o'
I am also amazed you haven't seen that film...
It has a really good, solid cast in it.

I would love to! Unfortunately, I have to wake up early again, so I will have to go sleep soon I will have some time while on the train tomorrow, so I will properly go thorough the entire list then

Yay!
\o/
Looking forward to it!

Till this day I will still cry on this movie............

*huggles*

Angelina Jolie will always be the Lara Croft <3

Of course.
I really didn't like the new/reboot version of it.

My favorite series about vampires!

Selene is such an icon.

<3 <3 <3 Another one of my favorites! And a real classic!

It's just so good.
Of course, there are some parts I have difficulty watching, but it's such a good film.

*huggles tighter*
Dunno how true that is, but thank you all the same

*starts to struggle to breathe*
You've...always...hahhh.............been......nice....hahhh.....................................to......................................................................me
*faints*


X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Do you expect me not to eat you~?

I would be shocked if you didn't want to eat me

Okay anyways, let’s do this~ I have something, so let’s both do that~

What do you have?

Do you want me to recite the ritual? Ane-san do you agree?

Yes

 

[Azure_Fog]

What do you have?

It’s a sur~pri~se~

 

[MidnightFox]

*sucks all the blood back to the hammerspace, forms dried-out skeletal hands with sharp claws on ends, swings at your neck*

*Phases in and out of existence to dodge, swinging the scythe to cut you in half at the same time*

 

[SRB]

*starts to struggle to breathe*
You've...always...hahhh.............been......nice....hahhh.....................................to......................................................................me
*faints*


X

Hmm?
*looks down*
WAH- OH SH- Oh fu- Lady Nahrenne!
*loosens the hug*
Life didn't prepare me for this, what do I need to do?!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hmm?
*looks down*
WAH- OH SH- Oh fu- Lady Nahrenne!
*loosens the hug*
Life didn't prepare me for this, what do I need to do?!

*heals Nahrenne*
Fixed~

 

[Nahrenne]

Hmm?
*looks down*
WAH- OH SH- Oh fu- Lady Nahrenne!
*loosens the hug*
Life didn't prepare me for this, what do I need to do?!

*ends up like a ragdoll due to falling unconscious*

X

 

[SRB]

*Phases in and out of existence to dodge, swinging the scythe to cut you in half at the same time*

*splits self in half, forming two bodies, one of them blocks the scythe, another tries to stab you in the lung*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Yes

@MatchaChocolate69 what are the vows or whatever?

I, Lord Matcha, wielder of the arcane and the chocolate dark, call upon the eldritch powers that seep through the cracks of this world to witness the rite of Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.

Before the eyes that watch from beyond, and under the light of stars unseen, two souls seek to merge their essence.
With hearts bared and spirits entwined, they offer the sacred exchange;

Let the exchange begin. Offer each other the core of your existence.
Let this act not be one of surrender, but of mutual empowerment, a testament to the strength found in unity.

Please, @DannyTheDaikon make your offer!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That too

Finally someone gets it

'o'
I am also amazed you haven't seen that film...
It has a really good, solid cast in it.

I saw the names and immediately added it to the list I will watch in the nearest future

Yay!
\o/
Looking forward to it!

yay!! I love talking about movies! My gf sadly was completely out of the look with the mainstream, so she basically haven't seen anything and I can't talk with her about this

*huggles*

Of course.
I really didn't like the new/reboot version of it.

Angelina is a legend. It's almost impossible to top her in that role.

Selene is such an icon.

YES! She's awesome!!!

It's just so good.
Of course, there are some parts I have difficulty watching, but it's such a good film.

I never read the book Should probably do it eventually

 

[Azure_Fog]

I, Lord Matcha, wielder of the arcane and the chocolate dark, call upon the eldritch powers that seep through the cracks of this world to witness the rite of Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.

Before the eyes that watch from beyond, and under the light of stars unseen, two souls seek to merge their essence.
With hearts bared and spirits entwined, they offer the sacred exchange;

Let the exchange begin. Offer each other the core of your existence.
Let this act not be one of surrender, but of mutual empowerment, a testament to the strength found in unity.

Please, @DannyTheDaikon make your offer!

…
But I’m offering first~?
Anyways…

 

[MidnightFox]

*splits self in half, forming two bodies, one of them blocks the scythe, another tries to stab you in the lung*

*Becomes the concept of Ice and Lightning and approaches you ignoring your attempt at stabbing my lung because of my incorporeal body, making clones at the same time from the shadows in the surrounding area that also charge at you with their own scythes*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I, Lord Matcha, wielder of the arcane and the chocolate dark, call upon the eldritch powers that seep through the cracks of this world to witness the rite of Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.

Before the eyes that watch from beyond, and under the light of stars unseen, two souls seek to merge their essence.
With hearts bared and spirits entwined, they offer the sacred exchange;

Let the exchange begin. Offer each other the core of your existence.
Let this act not be one of surrender, but of mutual empowerment, a testament to the strength found in unity.

Please, @DannyTheDaikon make your offer!

This lowly Daikon does not have reality breaking powers, nor strength to crush the stars. The only thing this Daikon can offer is her still beating heart that will forever belong to the one and only Eldritch Vampire Goddess ?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

…
But I’m offering first~?
Anyways…

This sounds perfectly in character for everything to turn out chaotic and out of order

 

[SRB]

*ends up like a ragdoll due to falling unconscious*

X

Okay, okay, I'll think of something.
*lies you on the ground*
*takes out first-aid help book, starts reading it frantically*
Lift their legs- loosen the tie and the belt-

*heals Nahrenne*
Fixed~

Oh... Did it work?