SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

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@Simple_Russian_Boi

Technically, one of the twins is kinda mine. I have 0 memories about how that works.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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@Simple_Russian_Boi

Looks like an electric circuit
But now I finally understand how my family works yay!

Danny~ Why are you stabbing yourself~? That’s my job~

Because I wanted to make sure that I will not be met with such terrible fate as having offspring Stab me more, Your Stabbyness. Just in case

*keeps trying to run*
Noooooo~

*lets go*
*catches again*
*releases once more*
*waits for Her Stabbyness to get further*
*teleports in front of Her Stabbyness*
*catches again*
ah this is heaven

 

[SsemouyOnan]

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Didn't Corty retroactively erase his children from existence?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That had got to hurt...

Not more than the other thing ew kids

 

[SRB]

Didn't Corty retroactively erase his children from existence?

He did, but I think there's two different timelines. One where he has kids and another where he doesn't.

 

[SRB]

Not more than the other thing ew kids

Kids can be funny. At least when they stumble and fall.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

That doesn't count as kids! Ssemouy is more like a sister and the thing in the garden are just spare bodies

*rips her uterus out along with ovaries*
*seals with unbreakable magic*
*casts curse that will make it impossible to ever support offspring in her body*
*burns with hellfire*
No.

What the absolute fu-

 

[Azure_Fog]

Looks like an electric circuit
But now I finally understand how my family works yay!

Hmmm~ It’s because we live in a simulation~

Because I wanted to make sure that I will not be met with such terrible fate as having offspring Stab me more, Your Stabbyness. Just in case

*is still wearing maid outfit*
*overly exaggerated curtsy-bows*
As you command, Lady Danny~ Hehe~
*stabs repeatedly*

*lets go*
*catches again*
*releases once more*
*waits for Her Stabbyness to get further*
*teleports in front of Her Stabbyness*
*catches again*
ah this is heaven

I must escape~
Noooo~
*runs away again*

Didn't Corty retroactively erase his children from existence?

Nothing can be erased from SHHS entirely~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Kids can be funny. At least when they stumble and fall.

Thats true, if I ever have kids I would adopt 'em... I do not want to go through the pain of raising one from infancy.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hmmm~ If I were to have kids I’d have to adopt them most likely~ Depends how far science progresses~

Still, no idea if I even want kids~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Hmmm~ If I were to have kids I’d have to adopt them most likely~ Depends how far science progresses~

Still, no idea if I even want kids~

Or ya know, do the dittle with another eldritch entity or somethin.

 

[SRB]

I remembered something and I refuse to suffer alone.
Your gaze cannot move smoothly if you are not looking at a moving object.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Or ya know, do the dittle with another eldritch entity or somethin.

I was talking about real life…

 

[Azure_Fog]

I remembered something and I refuse to suffer alone.
Your gaze cannot move smoothly if you are not looking at a moving object.

…

 

[Azure_Fog]

Russian, breathe and blink manually please.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Kids can be funny. At least when they stumble and fall.

Kids can be quite funny as long as they're not yours. Still don't want to have kids.

What the absolute fu-

The thought of being pregnant is the most terrifying things for me. I'd rather die.

Hmmm~ It’s because we live in a simulation~

damn... we got isekaid into The Matrix who's Neo?

*is still wearing maid outfit*
*overly exaggerated curtsy-bows*
As you command, Lady Danny~ Hehe~
*stabs repeatedly*

*dies from cute*
*revives self*
Hmm... I think I prefer when Her Stabbyness is the Mistress too amazing to be a servant
But so cute

I must escape~
Noooo~
*runs away again*

*teleports in front*
*catches again*
Got you

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Or ya know, do the dittle with another eldritch entity or somethin.

Trust me, an Eldritch conception is infinitely worse than a normal one. Just look at poor 'ol Shubby.

Not to mention you either devour all your children or they devour you.

 

[SRB]

Russian, breathe and blink manually please.

I'm immune to that, got caught too many times for it to work again.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hmm... I think I prefer when Her Stabbyness is the Mistress too amazing to be a servant
But so cute

Okay~
*changes out of maid outfit*
Now make me dinner Danny~

*teleports in front*
*catches again*
Got you

Nyooo~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I remembered something and I refuse to suffer alone.
Your gaze cannot move smoothly if you are not looking at a moving object.

You are now acutely aware of the saliva flowing through your mouth