SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Russian, breathe and blink manually please.

Also, you can see your nose.

 

[SRB]

You are now acutely aware of the saliva flowing through your mouth

Yummy

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'm immune to that, got caught too many times for it to work again.

Sad~

Spoiler: Other

Never gonna give Danny up~
Never gonna let her down~
Always gonna run around but not desert her~
Always gonna stab you lots~
I’ve deviated too far from the lyrics now~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Okay~
*changes out of maid outfit*
Now make me dinner Danny~

*a bit disappointed, because Her Stabbyness looks amazing in a maid outfit... well in every outfit*
As you wish Your Stabbyness
*goes to prepare the most lavish feast consisting of various body parts and organs served with daikon, prepared in 666 different ways*

Dinner is ready, Your Stabbyness

Nyooo~

*picks up*
Yesh

 

[Azure_Fog]

*a bit disappointed, because Her Stabbyness looks amazing in a maid outfit... well in every outfit*
As you wish Your Stabbyness
*goes to prepare the most lavish feast consisting of various body parts and organs served with daikon, prepared in 666 different ways*

Dinner is ready, Your Stabbyness

Yummy~

*picks up*
Yesh

*flails arms around*
Nyyyooooo~~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Okay- I'm gonna take a power nap to prepare my mind for writing, hope I don't end up sleeping 6 whole hours again

Also-

I should start learning from Reina

Goddess daikon, why did you consider her first and not me?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Okay- I'm gonna take a power nap to prepare my mind for writing, hope I don't end up sleeping 6 whole hours again

Also-

Goddess daikon, why did you consider her first and not me?

Night~
You are but a minion~ Reina is a professional maid~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Night~
You are but a minion~ Reina is a professional maid~

Hey! >_> I went through maid school too and graduated (second)top of my class. It's an important qualification for evil minion. I just got my license revoked after putting pineapple on a pizza...

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hey! >_> I went through maid school too and graduated (second)top of my class. It's an important qualification for evil minion. I just got my license revoked after putting pineapple on a pizza...

I see~
*restores license*
Now Danny can learn from you~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yummy~

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Your Stabbyness

*flails arms around*
Nyyyooooo~~

*picks up in princess carry*
nya! now you can't escape!

Goddess daikon, why did you consider her first and not me?

She's the pro maid

Hey! >_> I went through maid school too and graduated (second)top of my class. It's an important qualification for evil minion. I just got my license revoked after putting pineapple on a pizza...

Pineapple on pizza is delicious!

I see~
*restores license*
Now Danny can learn from you~

Thank you! @SsemouyOnan teach me

Also good night, my Rootling

 

[Azure_Fog]

*picks up in princess carry*
nya! now you can't escape!

*realizes she can’t flail anymore*
*accepts fate*
*is blushing madly*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*realizes she can’t flail anymore*
*accepts fate*
*is blushing madly*

so cute

Now you're on my mercy nya!
*carries you to bed*
*puts you in and tucks you in*
*hands in daikon plushie*
You seem sleepy and it's late. Time to sleep

 

[Azure_Fog]

so cute

Now you're on my mercy nya!
*carries you to bed*
*puts you in and tucks you in*
*hands in daikon plushie*
You seem sleepy and it's late. Time to sleep

Fine~
But why daikon plushies~? I want Danny~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Fine~
But why daikon plushies~? I want Danny~

Because they are cute? And you can have Danny too!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Because they are cute? And you can have Danny too!

Yay~
*hugs both*
*goes to sleep*
zzzzzz…
(Night~ It’s 3am)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yay~
*hugs both*
*goes to sleep*
zzzzzz…
(Night~ It’s 3am)

*cuddles*
Good night, Your Stabbyness sweet dreams

 

[Aaqil]

 

[Aaqil]

What be happening, and what has happened today?

 

[SRB]

What be happening, and what has happened today?

The usual.

I found out the nightmare that is DTD family tree. (it's almost a circle)
DTD is going to learn from Ssemouy how to be a maid.
I accepted my place as a slavic babushka.
And Luoir maybe got to lick Pixytokisaki14's toes (there is no evidence and no witnesses)

 

[SRB]

What be happening, and what has happened today?

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