SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Ayee its a russian bear! Can it ride a car or carry around shells like Wojtek?

It can do so many things, you couldn't even begin to understand how many! Although he has had a cold for the last couple of days, he needs to rest.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Also, I'M NOT A BABUSHKA! DANNY DOESN'T HAVE KIDS!
Although I'm not sure about Matcha and Ssemouy... I'm a bad slavic mama...

I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS!

 

[Azure_Fog]

I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS!

Rootling makes me think of kids though…
And aren’t you growing daikons in the garden~?

 

[SRB]

I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS!

Never say never, although I'm not a babushka right now, I can't say anything about what's going to happen next.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Although I'm not sure about Matcha and Ssemouy... I'm a bad slavic mama...

I don't think we have any? Unless loli Corty counts, then Matcha technically has one...

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I don't think we have any? Unless loli Corty counts, then Matcha technically has one...

Soooo @Simple_Russian_Boi is a Babushka

 

[Azure_Fog]

I don't think we have any? Unless loli Corty counts, then Matcha technically has one...

Oh right~ Corty had twins~

 

[SRB]

I don't think we have any? Unless loli Corty counts, then Matcha technically has one...

Huh. Neat.

...

Wait, CORTY?! But she/he's Danny's dad! Why does our family tree looks like a circle?!

 

[SRB]

Soooo @Simple_Russian_Boi is a Babushka

That's it, I'm taking your walking privileges.
*steals your legs*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Huh. Neat.

...

Wait, CORTY?! But she/he's Danny's dad! Why does our family tree looks like a circle?!

Cory adopted Danny~
Also, this is SHHS, you don’t expect anything except the most illogical~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*pretends to push away*
*it has no effect*
Noooo~

eheheh *hugs tighter* no going anywhere

*stares at*
*Danny’s clothes morph into maid outfit*
Hehehe~

Oi!

Spoiler

 

[SRB]

Cory adopted Danny~
Also, this is SHHS, you don’t expect anything except the most illogical~?

Fair.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Huh. Neat.

...

Wait, CORTY?! But she/he's Danny's dad! Why does our family tree looks like a circle?!

Through the power of adoption there is actually 100% no incest involved in this whatsoever

 

[Azure_Fog]

eheheh *hugs tighter* no going anywhere

Nooooo~
*lazily tries to eacape*

Oi!

Spoiler

Ehehe~ Danny is a maid too~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

That's it, I'm taking your walking privileges.
*steals your legs*

You don't like to be a babushka who cooks delicious meals and sometimes way too much for a party to eat?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Rootling makes me think of kids though…
And aren’t you growing daikons in the garden~?

That doesn't count as kids! Ssemouy is more like a sister and the thing in the garden are just spare bodies

Never say never, although I'm not a babushka right now, I can't say anything about what's going to happen next.

*rips her uterus out along with ovaries*
*seals with unbreakable magic*
*casts curse that will make it impossible to ever support offspring in her body*
*burns with hellfire*
No.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nooooo~
*lazily tries to eacape*

hehehe
*pretends to let go*
*catches back*
*hugs even more*

so soft

Ehehe~ Danny is a maid too~

I should start learning from Reina

 

[Azure_Fog]

@Simple_Russian_Boi

*rips her uterus out along with ovaries*
*seals with unbreakable magic*
*casts curse that will make it impossible to ever support offspring in her body*
*burns with hellfire*
No.

Danny~ Why are you stabbing yourself~? That’s my job~

hehehe
*pretends to let go*
*catches back*
*hugs even more*

so soft

*keeps trying to run*
Noooooo~

 

[SRB]

You don't like to be a babushka who cooks delicious meals and sometimes way too much for a party to eat?

Maybe I would like that. Oke, fox, you can have your legs back.
*gives back legs*
But do not joke about meds! I do not need them! They make my brain go fuzzy.

 

[SRB]

*rips her uterus out along with ovaries*
*seals with unbreakable magic*
*casts curse that will make it impossible to ever support offspring in her body*
*burns with hellfire*
No.

That had got to hurt...