SHF High-school Fanfic

[Theirl]

You're a bear-cat now, nya!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Neko Playlist!!!

Spoiler: Songs

˝/\__/\˝? ˝/\__/\˝?˝/\_/\˝?
(✿≧ᆺ≦)✨️(≧ᆺ≦✿) ✨️ (≧∇≦)✨️
_/⊃˙˙˙˙\⊃˝˝⊂/˙˙˙˙˙⊂\? ⊂/˙˙˙˙˙\∩"

Careful though, cuz' one turns dark real fast (didn't know it at the time).
˝ <(✿≖﹏≖;)>˝
/\˝/??\

@Dr.Quack

 

[Azure_Fog]

My Little Bro!
Your Stabbyness! Please!
Also you must be alike since I can get along with both Matcha-kun and you!

We can get along without being alike.

I'd like to make a correction though! Her Stabbyness is very faithful! She has not broken her marriage vows!

That’s correct~ (there were no vows)

She doesn't really like me

That’s right, you third rate villain~

*reloads a shotgun*
Aright time to do a little investigation to find the culprit

Use a knife~
Knives are superior~

I will never live this one down- being a ninja and having a frog as a spirit animal...

But frogs are great~

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

KITTY DAIKON~!!!
*rubs ears*

*goes to sleeping @Azure_Fog *
*stands by the bed and starts staring intensely*
*gets bored after 20min*
*leaves*
nya

zzz… no… nnnn… don’t abandon me…

Everyone became fluffy!!!

✨️˝/\__/\˝✨️
✨️(✿♡ᆺ♡)✨️
˝/\˝/⊃˙˙˙˙˙˙\⊃✨️*Tail wags in excitement*

***proceeds to abduct and make everyone fluffier***

You cannot have Danny~
*pokes forehead*
*grabs Danny*
*leaves*

*goes back to @Azure_Fog *
*stands by the bed*
Hungy! Nya!
Hungy! Nya!
Hungy!

*large amount of random organs appear*
zzzzz… fluffy Danny…

Hmm.
*gives everyone who doesn't have them a pair of cat ears and tails*
Good, nya cathub.

…
*scratches to pieces*
*stabs for good measure*

I'll take away the cat ears from everynya topurrow, now I rreally need to sleep.

Okay~ Nyow sleep with the Cthulhus~
Nya~!
*stabs*
*drops into Cthulhu ocean*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

We can get along without being alike.

That’s right, you third rate villain~

We are both Virgo and Armadillo, we both love girls, and we are both villains. We have so many things in common! Nya~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

We can get along without being alike.

True nya

That’s correct~ (there were no vows)

*cofused nya*

Use a knife~
Knives are superior~

*grabs knyafe*
nya! I'll find you nya!

KITTY DAIKON~!!!
*rubs ears*

*purrs satisfied*
*purrs some more*
*keeps purring*
nya~

zzz… no… nnnn… don’t abandon me…

Nyever would I abandnyan Your Stabbynyess nya

*large amount of random organs appear*
zzzzz… fluffy Danny…

Food nya!
*munches happy*
nya~

Okay~ Nyow sleep with the Cthulhus~
Nya~!
*stabs*
*drops into Cthulhu ocean*

Aaaaaaaaa nya~! So cute nya~!
*scratches behind ears*
*rubs ears*
ehehehhe nya~

 

[Azure_Fog]

We are both Virgo and Armadillo, we both love girls, and we are both villains. We have so many things in common! Nya~

Hmmm~ Fair point, nya~ However, nyo~

*cofused nya*

We were forcibly married by Tsuru, nya~

*purrs satisfied*
*purrs some more*
*keeps purring*
nya~

*rubs ears more*

Aaaaaaaaa nya~! So cute nya~!
*scratches behind ears*
*rubs ears*
ehehehhe nya~

*Eldritch purring starts*
*reality breaks*
*current universe shatters*
*we get ejected to the Eldritch Realm*
Ehehe~ Danny’s rubbing my ears~
*melts* (not literally)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hmmm~ Fair point, nya~ However, nyo~

too cyute nya~ the cutest nyo ever nya~

We were forcibly married by Tsuru, nya~

oooooo nyaruhodo nya

*rubs ears more*

*plops head on laps*
*purrrfect purrs*
so goood nya~

*Eldritch purring starts*
*reality breaks*
*current universe shatters*
*we get ejected to the Eldritch Realm*
Ehehe~ Danny’s rubbing my ears~
*melts* (not literally)

*keeps rubbing ears gently*
ehehehehe~ who nyeeds Unyeverse nya~

 

[Azure_Fog]

*plops head on laps*
*purrrfect purrs*
so goood nya~

Heheh~
*wraps tail around Danny*
*rubs and scratches ears more*

*keeps rubbing ears gently*
ehehehehe~ who nyeeds Unyeverse nya~

Ehehehehe~
*Eldritch purring continues*
*nearby Cthulhus start dropping dead*

 

[Deleted member 84247]

?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

What did i woke up to?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Heheh~
*wraps tail around Danny*
*rubs and scratches ears more*

Is this heaven nya~? It feels like it nya~ Don't you dare undoing anyethyng tomorrow, Boi, nya~ We stay like this nya~

Ehehehehe~
*Eldritch purring continues*
*nearby Cthulhus start dropping dead*

nyahahaha take that Cthulhus nya

Dear Diary nya~

I might die from cute today nya~

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What did i woke up to?

Batshit craziness.

 

[Azure_Fog]

What did i woke up to?

The normal, nya~

Is this heaven nya~? It feels like it nya~

Nya~ It is~
*rubs and scratches ears even more*
Can I pet tail, nya~?

Don't you dare undoing anyethyng tomorrow, Boi, nya~ We stay like this nya~

Nyo~ I refuse, nya!

nyahahaha take that Cthulhus nya

Dear Diary nya~

I might die from cute today nya~

*grabs hand*
*places on head*
More, nya~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

WHY IS EVERYONE A NEKO!?! WHAT HAPPENED!?

 

[Azure_Fog]

WHY IS EVERYONE A NEKO!?! WHAT HAPPENED!?

You are nyow too, nya~ Blame Russian, nya~

 

[SRB]

What did i woke up to?

*wakes up*

You're a cat for nyaw, btw. I turned everyone into cats!

*goes back to sleep*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nya~ It is~
*rubs and scratches ears even more*
Can I pet tail, nya~?

oke nya~ you can nya~ freshly fluffed nya~

Nyo~ I refuse, nya!

nyormal Her Stabbyness is also cute nya~ hehehe

*grabs hand*
*places on head*
More, nya~

*almost dies*
*resists*
*rubs ears more*
*gives nice massage to ears*
nya~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*wakes up*

You're a cat for nyaw, btw. I turned everyone into cats!

*goes back to sleep*

Mein gott, du dummkomf!!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Mein gott, du dummkomf!!

GERMAN NYA! HISSSSS!

 

[Azure_Fog]

oke nya~ you can nya~ freshly fluffed nya~

*fluffs tail*
*pets tail*
*rubs ears*
*scratches ears*
*pets tail more*

*almost dies*
*resists*
*rubs ears more*
*gives nice massage to ears*
nya~

hehehe~
*purrs*
*wraps tail around*