SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

*Head Pats*

Nice Foxy ehehehe~

*pours you a glass of vodka, it looks like it's able to hold more liquid than should be physically possible*

Pei, dochka! Za tvoyio zdorovye!

Na zdrovye mama!

 

[SRB]

Nice Foxy ehehehe~

Na zdrovye mama!

Remember when I said that the daikon has a butt? It wasn't a joke.

Spoiler: Daikon butt

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Remember when I said that the daikon has a butt? It wasn't a joke.

Spoiler: Daikon butt

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Damn those buttcheeks Incredible! Love it!

 

[Nahrenne]

'-'
*comes back to 46 pages*
'-'
Not much really happened...

I think Danny meant that she prefers to be considered embarrassing and have fun acting silly, rather than being overly uptight, rigid, or excessively concerned with how it might be viewed by others.

Ohhh.
So she wasn't targeting anyone specific, then.
'-'

I mean that I don't like acting stiff and would rather go full cringe even if others don't like it. I like joking around and so if run into somebody that gets my jokes I will fool around like an idiot, because I'm having fun. I like stupid jokes, vulgar jokes, dirty jokes and dad jokes so I will joke like this, because it's more enjoyable than not.

I don't know if I managed to explain anything. MC69 probably conveyed it much better.

'-'
You've done vulgar and dirty jokes?

I'm going to sleep. I have another literal ton of furniture waiting for me tomorrow.

My back hurts a bit.

*massages your back*
Hope you had a nice time with your harem

Ugh... feel like I had a full SRB's stash of vodka yesterday even tho I didn't touch anything

'-'
Sus

I warned you not to take bottles with skulls. You don't even remember what you drank.

Animal skulls?
How long have they been steeped inside the alcohol for?

Oh, I was almost convinced to become eye-candy, but Russian people are forbidden to show themselves in a positive light, so... Yeah.

'-'
But you are eye-candy...

Okay, let's go! prepares full power
gathers cosmic daikon energies
swings

This makes me think of the moon from RWBY for some reason

Sure, let's go with that... Meet me every day after school, I'll bring vodka, tequila and several retired Russian spetial ops military personal.

Hope you're ready.

Ships

No, that was just a joke of mine.
The protagonist just murdered and skinned his wife. But he thought that she was cold, so he took a rifle and goes on a squirrel hunt, after he hunted squirrels he put them on the corpse of his wife. He does that five days in a row, he meanwhile learns many fascinating facts about squirrel like how they hunt humans down and break their bones.
Of course his wife sometimes comes to him, she even one times goes to the kitchen right to the pentagram. After five days god arrives and ends everything.
Now that I look closer there are arguments to be made about how close this game is to reality if you twist it.

I've seen Markiplier play that game.
It was...an experience.
'-'

Does anyone know vegetarians among us? If anybody says sus, I'm going to scream.

And those who don't drink alcohol, I think I'll need this knowledge for the shashlik chapter. I can't write that absolutely everyone drunk half to death.

You've probably already written and submitted but...
...I don't drink

Mmmmm creamy, I like the Milky Chocolates and the ones with nuts.
Edit: I just realized how wrong this sounds

Is it because dark chocolate goes better with nuts?
Like Nutella, etc...

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Here, just make sure to return it

That looks so beautiful!
'o'
Would be a nightmare to wield though cos you'd be getting injured a lot from all those spikes.
'-'

I was forgotten

*huggles*

My hands are freezing, but I found it. The warmest place in Russia.

Spoiler

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Ohhhh.
'o'
*grasps your hands and puts them into my pockets*
(^-^)

Update: I was wrong, the water is cold as hell.

In other completely unrelated news, I fell down the river recently. How's your day going?

Wah!

Are you okay?!
*wraps a heated blanket around you and huggles you to provide body warmth*
Don't get hyperthermia!

I had written a Valentine's Day chapter but decided to trash it because it was too depressing. Lately, I've been in a terrible mood, and I'd rather convey positivity and lightness. It turned out too dramatic.

*huggles*
Hope your mood has improved

Lord Matcha Oni-sama sounds good ?

In South Korea they refer to older males as hyung.
It's more universal than onii-sama/onii-chan is

Spoiler: GERMAN?!

Oh, the quote didn't pick up the pic...
Anyway, for some reason the pic didn't look hot.
'-'

@DannyTheDaikon I got the thing.
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So fast!
So cute!

That is some mighty thick wool used.

Wait, if I'm your slavic mama, and Matcha is your brother... And Ssemouy is probably his sister... I have more kids?!?!

You forgot that you are the father of @Corty's child...

It seems you're as innocent as @Nahrenne

'-'
*doesn't understand what was lewd*

Isn't the person just leaning against the lockers?

X

 

[quagma]

Also, @MidnightFox1 , congratulations. You’re eldritch class now, assuming the other eldritch agree.
@Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @quagma

Fine with us

 

[MidnightFox]

Isn't the person just leaning against the lockers?

My point stands, you're as innocent as the day i met you

 

[Deleted member 146224]

'-'
*comes back to 46 pages*
'-'
Not much really happened...

Welcome back!

Ohhh.
So she wasn't targeting anyone specific, then.
'-'

I was not

'-'
You've done vulgar and dirty jokes?

Dirty? Yesh Vulgar? Not yet (I think)

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Didn't read anything for the last bunch of pages. I'm just coming here to increase the number of messages in this thread. ?

 

[SRB]

*massages your back*
Hope you had a nice time with your harem

Harem? When did I get one?

Animal skulls?
How long have they been steeped inside the alcohol for?

Bottles with pictures of skulls on the label. They are marked so that they are not drunk by a mortal, a kind of warning.

'-'
But you are eye-candy...

My corner, welcome me with open arms.

*hides in the corner*

You've probably already written and submitted but...
...I don't drink

Oh, I remembered that! You didn't drink in the chapter, and it's still not submitted. At least not yet.

Is it because dark chocolate goes better with nuts?
Like Nutella, etc...

Nuts, like the ones that Ran-Ron uses to heal students.

*huggles*

*huggles back*

Ohhhh.
'o'
*grasps your hands and puts them into my pockets*
(^-^)

Wah!

Are you okay?!
*wraps a heated blanket around you and huggles you to provide body warmth*
Don't get hyperthermia!

I'm fine, it wasn't anything serious, just had to dry my shoes after that.

Oh, the quote didn't pick up the pic...
Anyway, for some reason the pic didn't look hot.
'-'

I saw that as well, the facial structure is wrong.

So fast!
So cute!

That is some mighty thick wool used.

Danny in plushie form!

You forgot that you are the father of @Corty's child...

I remember that... He's not born yet, canonicaly at least.

'-'
*doesn't understand what was lewd*

Isn't the person just leaning against the lockers?

X

Japan is strange when it comes to close contact.

*shrugs*

Didn't read anything for the last bunch of pages. I'm just coming here to increase the number of messages in this thread. ?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Didn't read anything for the last bunch of pages. I'm just coming here to increase the number of messages in this thread. ?

We're getting close to 10 000 Nice!

 

[Nahrenne]

My point stands, you're as innocent as the day i met you

*huggles*
\(^o^)/

Welcome back!

*huggles*
\(^o^)/

I was not

o7

Dirty? Yesh Vulgar? Not yet (I think)

Ohhh
'o'

Harem? When did I get one?

I was referring to how you said you had furniture that was waiting for you.
It was a half-reference to [Ai no Kusabi] that has 'Furniture' in it.
'-'

Bottles with pictures of skulls on the label. They are marked so that they are not drunk by a mortal, a kind of warning.

Ohhh
So not physical skulls.
'-'
Though, there are some alcoholic beverages that do have dead things put in to improve the flavour.
'-'
I think I've mentioned this before, though.

My corner, welcome me with open arms.

*hides in the corner*

*huggles you*
Why do you always hide?

Oh, I remembered that! You didn't drink in the chapter, and it's still not submitted. At least not yet.

Yay!
\o/

Nuts, like the ones that Ran-Ron uses to heal students.

Pistachios?
They improve the immune system and metabolism while providing a lot of nutrients rich in antioxidants and anti-inflammatory properties.
They also contain B6 and a whole load of other good things.

*huggles back*

*huggles you more*
\(^o^)/

I'm fine, it wasn't anything serious, just had to dry my shoes after that.

Ah, but still...
*puts protective gloves on and takes your shoes off before hanging them on a clothes airer in a small room and putting a heater fan on before closing the door*
*takes gloves off and throws them into a hazardous waste bin*
'-'
Put your feet in the heated blanket I gave you, then.

I saw that as well, the facial structure is wrong.

Oh, you're right.
It was the facial structure.
'o'

I remember that... He's not born yet, canonicaly at least.

He has been in the forum, though.

Japan is strange when it comes to close contact.

*shrugs*

Ohhh.
'o'

X

 

[SRB]

I was referring to how you said you had furniture that was waiting for you.
It was a half-reference to [Ai no Kusabi] that has 'Furniture' in it.
'-'

Huh. Never seen it.
*looks it up*
... No wonder I never seen it. I wasn't even born when this was made.

Ohhh
So not physical skulls.
'-'
Though, there are some alcoholic beverages that do have dead things put in to improve the flavour.
'-'
I think I've mentioned this before, though.

Yummy

*huggles you*
Why do you always hide?

Because no one should see Russian people happy! We are badass, badasses can't be seen with happy faces!

In reality, because I don't know how to take compliments - never got many in my life - so I hide. The corner has vodka and it's dark. A perfect place.

Pistachios?
They improve the immune system and metabolism while providing a lot of nutrients rich in antioxidants and anti-inflammatory properties.
They also contain B6 and a whole load of other good things.

Didn't know that to be honest.

But I was talking about nuts of testicular kind.

*huggles you more*
\(^o^)/

Ah, but still...
*puts protective gloves on and takes your shoes off before hanging them on a clothes airer in a small room and putting a heater fan on before closing the door*
*takes gloves off and throws them into a hazardous waste bin*
'-'
Put your feet in the heated blanket I gave you, then.

Yes ma'am!
*Does exactly that*

He has been in the forum, though.

Fair

 

[Nahrenne]

Because no one should see Russian people happy! We are badass, badasses can't be seen with happy faces!

In reality, because I don't know how to take compliments - never got many in my life - so I hide. The corner has vodka and it's dark. A perfect place.

I find this incredibly endearing and cute.
*huggles you again*

But I was talking about nuts of testicular kind.

How does that work?

X

 

[quagma]

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Ok this is what i missed in the details and fixed some errors

Pretty that can't work on us, as we're already both dead and alive. Schroedinger's Cephalopod, existing in all states simultaneously. That's just our inalienable nature as a quantum being.

 

[SRB]

I find this incredibly endearing and cute.
*huggles you again*

How does that work?

X

I have no idea.

 

[Nahrenne]

I have no idea.

'-'
Does it work like those ball massage stick things?


X

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

That's right! Matcha-kun knows me so well Ara~ Ara~ such a nice brother I have~

That's because I have a wonderful onee-san!

(read in a deep voice with a Russian accent)
Ara~ arA~ are you having fun, my children? I think it's time for our daily vodka drink, da?

B-baba-kun?!

Don't hold back you can touch my tail to you know~

*Tries to pat*

Na zdrovye mama!

Onee-san! At least put some ice on it!

*comes back to 46 pages*

Welcome back, lady Nahrenne! We have missed you!

*huggles*
Hope your mood has improved

Definitely, now that you're back

In South Korea they refer to older males as hyung.
It's more universal than onii-sama/onii-chan is

Also being called Oppa I am sure would melt my heart.

Pistachios?
They improve the immune system and metabolism while providing a lot of nutrients rich in antioxidants and anti-inflammatory properties.
They also contain B6 and a whole load of other good things.

Yummy pistachio!
Anyway, Pixy had made a sexual innuendo, but when I teased her, she clammed up. Poor fox, she didn't know what a den of degeneracy she fell into. (just kidding)

 

[SRB]

B-baba-kun?!

Oi! I'm not that old, you brat!

Welcome back, lady Nahrenne! We have missed you!

Agreed.

Definitely, now that you're back

Agreed x2

'-'
Does it work like those ball massage stick things?


X

You'd have to ask @Ran-Ron about it.

 

[Nahrenne]

Welcome back, lady Nahrenne! We have missed you!

*huggles*

Definitely, now that you're back

*huggles you again*
I'm glad you're in a better mood

Also being called Oppa I am sure would melt my heart.

Ah, I forgot to mention...
Hyung is how males refer to older males close-ish in age
Oppa is how females refer to older males close-ish in age

I can't quite recall how the older female is referred as
orz

Yummy pistachio!

Pistachio is indeed tasty.


X

 

[Pixytokisaki14]