SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Ah. Wait. I am the Student Council Prezident.

Silly me.

This means all of you are going to pay child support in the form of lunch money.

So... Y'know what happened to good 'ol caesar?

 

[Corty]

Can I pay in toys for the future kid? I have a kid-sized AK-74M somewhere...

Material donations are accepted.

So... Y'know what happened to good 'ol caesar?

Invented a salad and became rich off of it?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

@Corty it's funny how I made this comment yesterday

Congratulations it's a boy *hands over a pregnancy test report* *leaves after shaking hands with the dude who is still shocked and confused*.

 

[quagma]

This ones job is to

I see~

This is SHHS and I’m in charge of chaos containment~ a death game isn’t enough chaos to require a response, so I see no reason to ban student council members~

nope~ Chaos containment officer Azure is less stabby than the individual Azure~

And *we're* in charge of making sure *you* don't get all death-gamey.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

oficially we from the jornalistic club would like to say that we as a club from this great school are waiting for the investigations of this event and we agreed to support and help our member @LuoirM if is discovered he is the father in any way possible. As an organization the club is already taking the necessary disciplinary measures for this case

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The lives of the entire club hang on my mood.

 

[MidnightFox]

Let's be real all the suspects were/are just going to mug @Sola-sama to make the payments

Facts

 

[Corty]

@Corty it's funny how I made this comment yesterday

I hope not. Then it will be like his daddy and leave mommy. I need my Princess.

 

[Theirl]

The lives of the entire club hang on my mood.

dont know *hic* what u talking about

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

The lives of the entire club hang on my mood.

You wish

 

[SsemouyOnan]

The lives of the entire club hang on my mood.

Naaaah, Russian Boi will protecc us... Right?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

The lives of the entire club hang on my mood.

I will never die and leave my bread alone.

 

[MidnightFox]

This ones job is to

And *we're* in charge of making sure *you* don't get all death-gamey.

Are you sure you don't want your bribe?

 

[Theirl]

Naaaah, Russian Boi will protecc us... Right?

trust the *hic* the club president

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I hope not. Then it will be like his daddy and leave mommy. I need my Princess.

We can always feed him the gummy bears.

 

[SRB]

The lives of the entire club hang on my mood.

Naaaah, Russian Boi will protecc us... Right?

Comrades, no fighting in the club, if someone is guilty of something, then we solve everything with words and public humiliation. But if fights break out between club members, I will be forced to retrieve my grandfather's last gift from the vault.

 

[Theirl]

Comrades, no fighting in the club, if someone is guilty of something, then we solve everything with words and public humiliation. But if fights break out between club members, I will be forced to retrieve my grandfather's last gift from the vault.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Comrades, no fighting in the club, if someone is guilty of something, then we solve everything with words and public humiliation. But if fights break out between club members, I will be forced to retrieve my grandfather's last gift from the vault.

If you say so.

 

[Nahrenne]

I was Cosbied, so you could be one of the fathers. Problem is, I don't remember jack shit because I was high as a kite.

Um...
...what does Cosbied mean?
>w<

If it's a girl, Seymour and I will raise her as a spoiled villainess brat.

*wonders why MC69 is only bothered if it's a girl*
*wonders why he'd be raising someone else's kid with his subordinate*
'-'

Man am i glad to be a proud virgin today

But I'll at least volunteer to be the cool uncle

*gives you a virgin colada*
(^-^)
They're really tasty.

@SsemouyOnan It's okey... Corty is used to it... No daddy, no mommy... all is good... me be good mommy...

So I was right about you escaping an orphanage.
'-'

Well. As a last resort, we can always blame @CupcakeNinja

For some reason...I see him as the type to always use protection since he wouldn't want to be tied down by kids.

Ah. Wait. I am the Student Council Prezident.

Silly me.

This means all of you are going to pay child support in the form of lunch money.

I make my own lunch so...no money from me.


X

 

[Azure_Fog]

This ones job is to

And *we're* in charge of making sure *you* don't get all death-gamey.

Chaos is subjective~

 

[Corty]

...what does Cosbied mean

Bill Cosby type of experience