SHF High-school Fanfic

[RepresentingDesire]

Because you're just like the rest of us: insane.

*deranged laughter*
I don't know a single insane person her!

 

[LuoirM]

So, I got news that Corty's pregnant?

Like, I'm not saying I did it, I didn't, I do not, no, but like, if, if... Like, if you want to- get r... Umm, just call me back, okay?

 

[Corty]

So, I got news that Corty's pregnant?

Like, I'm not saying I did it, I didn't, I do not, no, but like, if, if... Like, if you want to- get r... Umm, just call me back, okay?

I was Cosbied, so you could be one of the fathers. Problem is, I don't remember jack shit because I was high as a kite.

 

[LuoirM]

I was Cosbied, so you could be one of the fathers. Problem is, I don't remember jack shit because I was high as a kite.

Look babe, I was paid to put it in your drink, I swear I didn't touch ye.

 

[LuoirM]

Call me back, I still use the old number we can talk about this, don't tell my parents.

 

[LuoirM]

 

[RepresentingSilence]

The last few hours can be summed up with the wisdom of Bob Ross

 

[Corty]

The last few hours can be summed up with the wisdom of Bob Ross

Are you saying I was an accident?

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Are you saying I was an accident?

Yes a happy one

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Aight now I'm confused. Will the real father please speak up? If you don't - the child-raising will be turned into a group project for all suspects

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Also @Corty you should probably update your glossary page to be the local teen mom
every school has at least one it seems nowadays

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Aight now I'm confused. Will the real father please speak up? If you don't - the child-raising will be turned into a group project for all suspects

If it's a girl, Seymour and I will raise her as a spoiled villainess brat.

 

[Theirl]

thats why working drunk is one of the last blessing still allowed to mankind, imagine having to write about this article sober

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Aight now I'm confused. Will the real father please speak up? If you don't - the child-raising will be turned into a group project for all suspects

Man am i glad to be a proud virgin today

But I'll at least volunteer to be the cool uncle

 

[LuoirM]

Aight now I'm confused. Will the real father please speak up? If you don't - the child-raising will be turned into a group project for all suspects

So... Less child support payment?

 

[RepresentingSilence]

So... Less child support payment?

Let's be real all the suspects were/are just going to mug @Sola-sama to make the payments

 

[SsemouyOnan]

So... Less child support payment?

No, 10x the fathers naturally means the child must be 10x more spoiled

 

[SsemouyOnan]

If it's a girl, Seymour and I will raise her as a spoiled villainess brat.

wait, I thought that was the plan with Corty?

 

[Corty]

@SsemouyOnan It's okey... Corty is used to it... No daddy, no mommy... all is good... me be good mommy...

 

[LuoirM]

If it's a boy then BBQ at my place, of course I won't roofies the drinks this time.