SHF High-school Fanfic

[Rhaps]

If it is Corty, I'm helping you buy that pack of cigarettes. If it is loli Corty, you ain't escaping my villain radar, I'm callin the whole crew to get that child support

It is one of the eldritch, I'm sure.

 

[Corty]

I am going to set up a GoFundMe page for me and my future baby.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I am going to set up a GoFundMe page for me and my future baby.

It's alright, even if we can't find the father, I'm sure Lord Matcha would be happy to share your burden!

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I am going to set up a GoFundMe page for me and my future baby.

I'm away for a hour and someone got pregnant?!
Weird I thought that would happen in the first thirty pages.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I am going to set up a GoFundMe page for me and my future baby.

It's alright, even if we can't find the father, I'm sure Lord Matcha would be happy to share your burden!

I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

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[Corty]

I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

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[RepresentingDesire]

I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

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We are definetly covering that in the newspape.
I can already see the headlines.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

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Wait what? It's yours? Uh, I dunno how to feel about this. Do I go full yandere? Supportive Aunt? Idk

 

[Redemit]

So due to my oversight, Corty is canonically pregnant after trying my gummy bears.

Imma buy milk now.

The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and grabs you by the shoulder and whispers in your ear "you've made this mess now you have to take responsibility for it... Or else"

 

[SRB]

leave 5 fingers behend 2 in one hand and three in another he still need to take photos for the club

True, that. Can't have him slacking.

 

[SRB]

We are definetly covering that in the newspape.
I can already see the headlines.

Imma go make some AI images photos of this wonderful event. Hope my camera could handle it, because God knows I can't. How do you end up pregnant from a gummy bear?!

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Imma go make some AI images photos of this wonderful event. Hope my camera could handle it, because God knows I can't. How do you end up pregnant from a gummy bear?!

I already saved the messages.

 

[Redemit]

Can we have headmaster Tony pretend to be Maury for just one chapter?

 

[Aaqil]

I am going to set up a GoFundMe page for me and my future baby.

What in the world happened here,

 

[Theirl]

What in the world happened here,

*in deep narrator voice* discover in the next issue of SHHS News

 

[Aaqil]

*in deep narrator voice* discover in the next issue of SHHS News

Cliffhanger bad,

 

[Nahrenne]

I think she gave the food to the little birdie. You're not a bird. At least for now.

'-'
I gave it to our hardworking janitor

If it was for the bird why was she responding to me???

It was for you
You deserve some treats for all your hard work
(^-^)

If I can't moan then who am I in this realm of existence

'-'
A horny teenage boy?

Oh. Didn't see that.

And that's another example why I shouldn't have Internet access for at least an hour after I wake up.

So due to my oversight, Corty is canonically pregnant after trying my gummy bears.

Imma buy milk now.

Pregnant with food?
Food baby?
I get food babies all the time.
It takes a few hours and a food coma for it to go away.
(^-^)

I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

?‍?‍?

'-'
Why were you shoving stuff down Corty's throat to the point they got a food baby?
'-'

X

 

[Corty]

SHHS Newspaper, Issue 1 will drop in 4 hours.

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

bird normal again after cleaning, as wonder why'd it sign up for this job the 10th time.

 

[SRB]

bird normal again after cleaning, as wonder why'd it sign up for this job the 10th time.

Because you're just like the rest of us: insane.