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Rhaps

Rhaps

Evil to the very Core
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SsemouyOnan said:
If it is Corty, I'm helping you buy that pack of cigarettes. If it is loli Corty, you ain't escaping my villain radar, I'm callin the whole crew to get that child support
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It is one of the eldritch, I'm sure.
 
MatchaChocolate69

MatchaChocolate69

? Your Valentine ?
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Corty said:
I am going to set up a GoFundMe page for me and my future baby. :blob_teary:
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SsemouyOnan said:
It's alright, even if we can't find the father, I'm sure Lord Matcha would be happy to share your burden!
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I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

?‍?‍?
 
Corty

Corty

Ra’Coon
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MatchaChocolate69 said:
I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

?‍?‍?
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RepresentingSilence

RepresentingSilence

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Rhaps said:
So due to my oversight, Corty is canonically pregnant after trying my gummy bears.

Imma buy milk now.
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The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and grabs you by the shoulder and whispers in your ear "you've made this mess now you have to take responsibility for it... Or else"
 
SRB

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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Voidiris said:
We are definetly covering that in the newspape.
I can already see the headlines.
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Imma go make some AI images photos of this wonderful event. Hope my camera could handle it, because God knows I can't. How do you end up pregnant from a gummy bear?!
 
Nahrenne

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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Simple_Russian_Boi said:
I think she gave the food to the little birdie. You're not a bird. At least for now.
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I gave it to our hardworking janitor
Redemit said:
If it was for the bird why was she responding to me???
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It was for you
You deserve some treats for all your hard work
(^-^)
LuoirM said:
If I can't moan then who am I in this realm of existence
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A horny teenage boy?
Simple_Russian_Boi said:
Oh. Didn't see that.

And that's another example why I shouldn't have Internet access for at least an hour after I wake up.
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Rhaps said:
So due to my oversight, Corty is canonically pregnant after trying my gummy bears.

Imma buy milk now.
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Pregnant with food?
Food baby?
I get food babies all the time.
It takes a few hours and a food coma for it to go away.
(^-^)
MatchaChocolate69 said:
I can't run away from my responsibilities. Despite everything, it wasn't a mistake, Corty.?

?‍?‍?
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Why were you shoving stuff down Corty's throat to the point they got a food baby?
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