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TheEldritchGod

A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
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What's even the setting of that novel? I just hope it's every genre.
My preferred genre is Horror Dramedy. It's clearly a horror played for laughs, then it keeps getting deadly serious when it comes to society. Like a grudge is stalking the school trying to get people to notice it, because it can only hurt people who see it. Then it sneaks into the room screaming and the cloud of tendrils and eyes snaps about to focus on the grudge. It freezes. The cloud raises a tendril, "Teacher. May I be excused to use the bathroom?" The grudge flees, The cloud rushes out. Horrific howling is heard outside in the hall. Strange flashing lights. Then the cloud comes back in, "Sorry. The parents had taco night."

Then the cloud keeps trying to make friends but is so horribly incompetent that everyone sort of blows him off, so he keeps sulking in the corner and we deal with teen-age self-esteem issues.

Horror Comedy-Drama.
 

RepresentingSilence

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@Corty I figured I'd make my application official if you'd have me

Chair: I don't get a chair I'm The janitor "for some reason a mop always seems necessary by the end of the day" is my motto

Name: Either Red or Mac "my Grandpa's nickname from his army days"
Gender: Male (human)
Favorite animal: large Dogs
Info: you can do whatever just don't BL or neto-anything me please, I'm an old cantankerous soul done with most people's shit, has a large collection of firearms, knives, body armor, and other assorted military equipment in the janitors office/broom closet, hates cigarette smokers with a passion, always has a cigar on him, the principal doesn't remember hiring me but pays me anyway because apparently I "scare" him for some reason, I'm not sure why?
Surprisingly kind especially to animals

Also apparently the staff and students seem to be under the impression that I can teleport or something I'm not sure how they got that idea
 
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RepresentingDesire

Eye of Desire
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My preferred genre is Horror Dramedy. It's clearly a horror played for laughs, then it keeps getting deadly serious when it comes to society. Like a grudge is stalking the school trying to get people to notice it, because it can only hurt people who see it. Then it sneaks into the room screaming and the cloud of tendrils and eyes snaps about to focus on the grudge. It freezes. The cloud raises a tendril, "Teacher. May I be excused to use the bathroom?" The grudge flees, The cloud rushes out. Horrific howling is heard outside in the hall. Strange flashing lights. Then the cloud comes back in, "Sorry. The parents had taco night."

Then the cloud keeps trying to make friends but is so horribly incompetent that everyone sort of blows him off, so he keeps sulking in the corner and we deal with teen-age self-esteem issues.

Horror Comedy-Drama.
I never thought such a thing could exist, maybe.
 

TsumiHokiro

Just another chick in the universe
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Chair: 26
Name: Tsumi
Gender: Tamago (Egg)
Info: A giant Egg who loves to ponder on the nature of the universe. Dreams of the day it will hatch.
True neutral. Observes how others behaves, trying to better understand things that it cannot interact with. Perceives the world through its shell. Moves by rolling.
 
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LuoirM

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Is the teacher spot taken tho? Or still just nominated
 

Corty

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Maybe have the class vote when a chapter are submit? Or it's free for all?
I don't want to overcomplicate it. Anyone can write a chapter, send it my way and it will go live when editing is ready and done.

Probably.
 
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