Summer sucks, we should abolish it

Should we abolish summer?


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DarkeReises

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Summer.
It fucking sucks.
It's hot and sticky out, and environmental allergies go full bloom.
I say we abolish it.

Let's just use some reality-altering powers by screaming to the Powers That Be that we want no more summer, and then just plummet the max temperature the earth reaches. Guess that'll help with global warming too, so useful side effect.
 

LoliGent

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...or you can save up and get a $200 air conditioner. I mean, that's an option too. :sweat_smile:
 

AliceShiki

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*currently freezing from winter cold*

I do dislike summer, but can I make a petition to disable winter too? And we can get rid of autumn too, since it's basically just a renamed winter. Let's make a world where spring lasts the whole year~
...or you can save up and get a $200 air conditioner. I mean, that's an option too. :sweat_smile:
They make the air so dry though... T.T

Also pretty hard to install on apartments.
 

DarkeReises

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...or you can save up and get a $200 air conditioner. I mean, that's an option too. :sweat_smile:
yeah, but then I step outside and I just start melting
It also doesn't help that I share a room with my obese older brother, and the AC is right above him so if for whatever reason it's turned off and he's sleeping, I'm not risking going over there cause he likes to abuse me lmao
 

DarkeReises

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*currently freezing from winter cold*

I do dislike summer, but can I make a petition to disable winter too? And we can get rid of autumn too, since it's basically just a renamed winter. Let's make a world where spring lasts the whole year~

They make the air so dry though... T.T

Also pretty hard to install on apartments.
Although i do not live in an apartment, ACs have been dropped from windows and obviously broken, so I can understand how hard it would be installing ACs in an apartment, not to mention I wouldn't be surprised if there are asshole landlords/ladies that wouldn't allow it.
Guess you won't like the tropics then... where summer is eternal.
never
ever
ever
EVER

will i go to the tropics. i'mma stay up north like a good little boy, preparing for the self-induced apocalypse.


Also I'm going to add the fact that like, every season except summer has natural beauty factors. White winter wonderlands, spring showers and flowers blossoming, autumn's changing leaves. Then you have summer... it's just normal but it's terrible. Like, why call it summer when we can just call it End Spring or something, like come on
*currently freezing from winter cold*

I do dislike summer, but can I make a petition to disable winter too? And we can get rid of autumn too, since it's basically just a renamed winter. Let's make a world where spring lasts the whole year~

They make the air so dry though... T.T

Also pretty hard to install on apartments.
I added the "Eternal spring gang" option just for you, and added the fall equivalent for fairness sake.
 
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BenJepheneT

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Summer.
It fucking sucks.
It's hot and sticky out, and environmental allergies go full bloom.
I say we abolish it.

Let's just use some reality-altering powers by screaming to the Powers That Be that we want no more summer, and then just plummet the max temperature the earth reaches. Guess that'll help with global warming too, so useful side effect.
I live right smack on the Equator. We have droughts here. Literally cooking eggs on the sidewalk type drought.
 

DarkeReises

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Summer sucks.
Winter sucks.
Spring sucks.
Autumn sucks.

In conclusion: life sucks and we should abolish it.
Oh, I can totally get around that. Sounds like a mass suicide encompassing every person on earth is being requested, so I'll get my mind control equipment. MK Ultra might have been a bust, but it was just a cover-up for a cover-up for a cover-up for a cover-up anyway.
 

LoliGent

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There was once a time I didn't have air conditioning. I resorting to buying this.


I thought it was going to be a replacement air conditioner. NOPE! It's a piece of junk! The so-called "secret" of it's cooling power is that there's this filter inside the box. You fill the top with water and it spritzes the filter, keeping it cool. There's a fan in the back of the unit where the air gets cooled by the filter. The failure of this is that there is nothing keeping the filter itself cool. There's no like freezing gel that keeps it cool for hours, it's just sponges. Even if you freeze the filter before use and pour ice cold water on top and fill it with bits of ice (there's not much room), you only get 20 minutes before it becomes a standard fan.

But I found a solution to it.

Get something to put in the freezer (I used an 8 quart square container) and fill the bottom with water. Just the bottom, enough to make a thick ice block. You can fill it up to halfway as long as you have plenty of empty space. Freeze that water until it becomes a block of ice. Remove it and fill the rest with ice-cold water. Add ice cubes for extra chill.

Before using the unit, freeze the filter. When ready to use the unit, pull out the filter and get that 20 minutes of chill. Once the filter defrost and the air is now circulating, take out the filter and dip it into the ice water. Leave it there for 10 seconds. Pull it out and place it back into the unit. You now have 10 more minutes of cool air. Once that defrosts, repeat dipping it in the ice water.

This method lasted me for 6 hours, enough for the night time to come and finally cool things down enough to use my big fan. I actually bought a second filter so that I can just replace the filter immediately, but I didn't have a chance to use it because by that point, I got an air conditioner. But before I had that AC, that method worked well for me. It's not the best, but when you have nothing and the sun is murdering you, you're willing to put up with anything as long as it cools you.
 

BackWoodsJ_ACK

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Thank you both, my dungeon's been running low on futas lately.

Also I love The Return of an Unlikely Hero so thanks for visiting my first thread lmao
Instead of thanking me, I thank you for reading it. I'm glad your loving it so far. It means a lot.
 
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