Summer sucks, we should abolish it

Should we abolish summer?


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peelsdeeni

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idk y, but i get the feeling a lot of school students would disagree
unless u mean summer itself and not the break
cause fuck summer, i love winter
yea its fucking cold as hell and the chances of getting frostbite is higher but in winter u can wear like, 5 pounds of clothes and feel warm, boom, problem solved, in summer, disregarding social norms(and probably a few laws, ig), even if u do strip down butt naked, u could still be boiling alive
 

RepresentingCaution

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...or you can save up and get a $200 air conditioner. I mean, that's an option too. :sweat_smile:
You can't get a good one for under $500.
Sadly, air conditioners also make the problem of global warming worse.
There was once a time I didn't have air conditioning. I resorting to buying this.


I thought it was going to be a replacement air conditioner. NOPE! It's a piece of junk! The so-called "secret" of it's cooling power is that there's this filter inside the box. You fill the top with water and it spritzes the filter, keeping it cool. There's a fan in the back of the unit where the air gets cooled by the filter. The failure of this is that there is nothing keeping the filter itself cool. There's no like freezing gel that keeps it cool for hours, it's just sponges. Even if you freeze the filter before use and pour ice cold water on top and fill it with bits of ice (there's not much room), you only get 20 minutes before it becomes a standard fan.

But I found a solution to it.

Get something to put in the freezer (I used an 8 quart square container) and fill the bottom with water. Just the bottom, enough to make a thick ice block. You can fill it up to halfway as long as you have plenty of empty space. Freeze that water until it becomes a block of ice. Remove it and fill the rest with ice-cold water. Add ice cubes for extra chill.

Before using the unit, freeze the filter. When ready to use the unit, pull out the filter and get that 20 minutes of chill. Once the filter defrost and the air is now circulating, take out the filter and dip it into the ice water. Leave it there for 10 seconds. Pull it out and place it back into the unit. You now have 10 more minutes of cool air. Once that defrosts, repeat dipping it in the ice water.

This method lasted me for 6 hours, enough for the night time to come and finally cool things down enough to use my big fan. I actually bought a second filter so that I can just replace the filter immediately, but I didn't have a chance to use it because by that point, I got an air conditioner. But before I had that AC, that method worked well for me. It's not the best, but when you have nothing and the sun is murdering you, you're willing to put up with anything as long as it cools you.
That's known as evaporative cooling. It is effective, but you need something much larger to really work properly.

Working your freezer harder will make more heat in your house, but if you're making the ice at night, I could see it as a viable method. It still takes a lot of energy to make the ice, though.
 

DarkeReises

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As long as I'm not getting pegged then yes. I'm part of that squad.
I added it just cause i knew people would pick it. Plus it's part of the ritual to get rid of summer, according to this ancient tome of entropic magic I summoned.
Ah, sweet shit posts like these are what I live for.
Who says it's a shit post? A few years of getting the stuff needed to make a powerful enough nuclear bomb and I'll get rid of summer real well ahahaha

Always a good idea to have multiple options y'know
idk y, but i get the feeling a lot of school students would disagree
unless u mean summer itself and not the break
cause fuck summer, i love winter
yea its fucking cold as hell and the chances of getting frostbite is higher but in winter u can wear like, 5 pounds of clothes and feel warm, boom, problem solved, in summer, disregarding social norms(and probably a few laws, ig), even if u do strip down butt naked, u could still be boiling alive
I meant summer itself, the break will obviously stay. And i completely agree with your logic on winter being better because i always use that same one whenever i start bitching about how winter is so much better than summer
 

ShrimpShady

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Without summer, we wouldn't get all these fire midwest emo mixtapes.
 

DarkeReises

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I miss having vacations... T.T
Missing out on vacations is gonna suck ass but summer sucks more ass so imma work towards deleting it from existence
Without summer, we wouldn't get all these fire midwest emo mixtapes.
we can live without them, and y'know what we can live without summer too
 

LoliGent

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Working your freezer harder will make more heat in your house, but if you're making the ice at night, I could see it as a viable method. It still takes a lot of energy to make the ice, though.

I meant to put like an 8 quart bucket in your refrigerators freezer, which is pretty much on 24/7. What freezer are you talking about?
 

RepresentingCaution

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I meant to put like an 8 quart bucket in your refrigerators freezer, which is pretty much on 24/7. What freezer are you talking about?
If you listen closely, you'll find that your refrigerator does not run 24/7. It turns on for short bursts as needed.

 

LoliGent

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Interesting. So that's why the mini fridge in this room I'm currently living in sounds like it shuts off every now and again. Because it is shutting off.

I learned something today, I guess.
 
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I like fall and spring - they're not too melting hot or frigid freezing. You have bunnies mating like there's no next day in one season, and dead trees that are rotting away beautifully with their color changing leaves. What's not to like? (okay, besides maybe the cleanup).

Winter is nice, but...maybe long ago it was fun but don't really handle well with the cold.
 

DarkeReises

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I like fall and spring - they're not too melting hot or frigid freezing. You have bunnies mating like there's no next day in one season, and dead trees that are rotting away beautifully with their color changing leaves. What's not to like? (okay, besides maybe the cleanup).

Winter is nice, but...maybe long ago it was fun but don't really handle well with the cold.
Yeah I can actually feel that. Both winter and fall involve labor though(more so during winter, obviously, unless you live like me in the middle of a fucking forest that surrounds only my house in well developed suburbs, cause why the fuck not?) but I still prefer winter just cause the absence of bugs and my allergies(environmental, like all of them) don't bother me like, at all. Spring is nice but, as is the same with fall, my allergies are worse. So, although I like the more comfortable temperatures(though still prefer it on the chillier side) winter is still my go-to, plus i can always just wear more clothes if it gets too cold, though I do keep my A/C in my room on year round at this point so I have no right to complain lol
 
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Yeah I can actually feel that. Both winter and fall involve labor though(more so during winter, obviously, unless you live like me in the middle of a fucking forest that surrounds only my house in well developed suburbs, cause why the fuck not?) but I still prefer winter just cause the absence of bugs and my allergies(environmental, like all of them) don't bother me like, at all. Spring is nice but, as is the same with fall, my allergies are worse. So, although I like the more comfortable temperatures(though still prefer it on the chillier side) winter is still my go-to, plus i can always just wear more clothes if it gets too cold, though I do keep my A/C in my room on year round at this point so I have no right to complain lol
A/C all yr round? Wow lucky.

Haha yeah. Would love winter if my hands and feet don't turn cold and I don't shiver a lot. Ah I have fat why doesn't it keep me warm? Ah ~
 

DarkeReises

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A/C all yr round? Wow lucky.

Haha yeah. Would love winter if my hands and feet don't turn cold and I don't shiver a lot. Ah I have fat why doesn't it keep me warm? Ah ~
My room(which as i stated before i share with my fat ass brother) is either the coldest in the house or the hottest, so its either (45ish F) 7 degrees or (90ish F)32 degrees. However we'd rather it be eternally freezing than deal with the temperature suddenly going from feeling like it's freezing to sweltering, so the A/C stays on.

Though that's a more recent thing cause in past years our parents would make us take them out during the winter which sucked cause more bugs came in through our ripped... What the fuck are they called? The nets behind the window. I can't fucking remember lmao. Anyways they're ripped so a shit ton of bugs come in through them. It sucks.
 
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Bochi

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Who says it's a shit post? A few years of getting the stuff needed to make a powerful enough nuclear bomb and I'll get rid of summer real well ahahaha
Why bother with all that hassle? Forget the difficulty of constructing a nuclear bomb, you'll probably break a few dozen laws to obtain the components.

Instead, all you need to do is:
  • Locate the nearest red giant/white dwarf in space (for this situation, the Sun will do)
  • Realize that the Sun fits the requirements to be in neither category
  • Wait a couple million years, it should get there eventually
  • Now that the Sun has become either one, simply induce a stray nuclear fission event to trigger a supernova
  • Now that the Sun is gone, summer will naturally be too! And best of all...
  • It's free and completely legal.
 

DarkeReises

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Why bother with all that hassle? Forget the difficulty of constructing a nuclear bomb, you'll probably break a few dozen laws to obtain the components.

Instead, all you need to do is:
  • Locate the nearest red giant/white dwarf in space (for this situation, the Sun will do)
  • Realize that the Sun fits the requirements to be in neither category
  • Wait a couple million years, it should get there eventually
  • Now that the Sun has become either one, simply induce a stray nuclear fission event to trigger a supernova
  • Now that the Sun is gone, summer will naturally be too! And best of all...
  • It's free and completely legal.
You make a strong argument. However, on another of my problems, who's to say i won't start to like humans by that time? I'd rather kill them all now than wait for them possibly become something likeable... Disgusting creatures they are.
 

PeacefulMyst

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I have mixed opinions about this. I usually end with having itchiness on my feet during winters. which sucks and I hate them. But i h=dont like summers either. Tons of mosquitos annoying you when you try to sleep, hot as fuck, and overall shit

but other than that Winters all the way
I have a plan to abolish summers. Lets steal all the refrigerators in the world and open them all facing earth. it will take a few years but its worth it
 

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Greetings, Your refrigerator review is proved very helpful for me. Thanks for sharing this informative video. I need more information such as it.
You're welcome! Don't forget to leave a one-star rating on my story ?
 
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