Monkey's Paw

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you now have a blank piece of paper.

I wish for dinosaurs to come back to life, I don’t care if they kill everything

Granted, but they die right after because of the environmental change.


I wish for death to overtake my monkeys.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but they die right after because of the environmental change.


I wish for death to overtake my monkeys.

Granted, but soon after they become ghosts that haunt you forever

I wish for a volcanic eruption

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but soon after they become ghosts that haunt you forever

I wish for a volcanic eruption

Granted, but you are asassinated by heroes because you wished for that!


I wish to fly

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you are asassinated by heroes because you wished for that!


I wish to fly

Granted, you can launch yourself at high speeds through the air. You have a very high chance of crashing

I wish to be god

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you can launch yourself at high speeds through the air. You have a very high chance of crashing

I wish to be god

Granted, but then you are struck by lightning and disappear.

I wish to be monke

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but then you are struck by lightning and disappear.

I wish to be monke

Granted, you are another monkey corpse on your chair

I wish for your monke chair

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you are another monkey corpse on your chair

I wish for your monke chair

Granted, but the monke bones are all necroed and make you into a material of the chair.


I wish for a weight.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the monke bones are all necroed and make you into a material of the chair.


I wish for a weight.

Granted, you now weigh one gram

I wish for an air conditioner

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you now weigh one gram

I wish for an air conditioner

Granted, but you get cut by it.


I wish to eat meat.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you get cut by it.


I wish to eat meat.

Granted, you now crave human flesh

I wish to have a piece of memory foam to fiddle with

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you now crave human flesh

I wish to have a piece of memory foam to fiddle with

Granted, but it was artificially created from human flesh.


I wish to not wish to wish to wish to wish to not wish to wish for a lengthy wish.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it was artificially created from human flesh.


I wish to not wish to wish to wish to wish to not wish to wish for a lengthy wish.

Granted, you do not wish that

I wish for a comfy sofa

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you do not wish that

I wish for a comfy sofa

Granted, but the sofa is made from the flesh of the monkeys that I didn't use to create my chair.


I wish for a duck.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the sofa is made from the flesh of the monkeys that I didn't use to create my chair.


I wish for a duck.

Granted, but it’s doesn’t float like other ducks. Instead it has super long legs.

I wish for a blue piece of plastic

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it’s doesn’t float like other ducks. Instead it has super long legs.

I wish for a blue piece of plastic

Granted, but a blue bucktooth beaver bellowed when you took the blue piece of plastic, and attacked you.


I wish to rhyme

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but a blue bucktooth beaver bellowed when you took the blue piece of plastic, and attacked you.


I wish to rhyme

Granted, but you have to do it in the rhyme games

I wish to always know the time

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but you have to do it in the rhyme games

I wish to always know the time

Granted, but you can only focus on that, and nothing else.


I wish for a knife used by a murderer.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you can only focus on that, and nothing else.


I wish for a knife used by a murderer.

Granted, but you gained it by getting stabbed

i wish for the ability to code

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but you gained it by getting stabbed

i wish for the ability to code

Granted, but you can only speak in code.



I wish for pizza

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you can only speak in code.



I wish for pizza

Granted, but it has pineapples

I wish for a piece of broccoli