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Woke up with this random song in my head for no reason at all.
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Tsuru
Tsuru
Brain go brrrrr.

(when waking, before sleeping, during shower/bath)
Liking tomboy is gay because you like them for their masculinity

Also liking femboy is straight whether you are boy or girl.


I'm really good at Metazooa. This shit ain't nothing to me, man
JayMark
JayMark
You are standing between Metazoa and Bilateria. A trolley is approaching from Metazoa bound for the entire branch of macaque, you have a lever that can divert the trolley toward Endopterygota, where another version of you is also waiting with a lever and a choice.
Why can't I become unhorny.
Want a balloon? 🎈
Sleepy, someone said to me they can lick me more than three times faster than I can lick them. What comeback do I say to this
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