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My student be like, "Sir, it's embarrassing, but can you stand in for my parent this coming graduation?"

And I was like, "Dude, tis an honor to be like yer parent for graduation."

(Yeah, I'd like to have children.)
Kartikkkkkk are you interested in assisting me in my awesome business idea?
Catto!!! *pats*
I crown you the cutest catto in the forum!
*places a flower crown on you*
Entt! I've got am awesome business idea! We can make sooooo much money from it!!!
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Agentt
Agentt
tell tell!
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
no need! I already found other partners. We are running a love scam where we dig a hole named 'love' and open a matchmaking service and tell people that for a small fee, we can make them fall in 'love' :3
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Today I learned I'm a B+ blood type

WHICH MEANS HOLY SHIT THE STEREOTYPE REIGNS TRUE

Why do I always read your name as ShrimpLady?
Good morning 🌄
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SRB
:blob_evil: Now that I successfuly lured a Texas girly, we can get her to sleep.

And why are you awake? You should be in bed, catching zzz's and dreaming of pretty lewd things. Go sleep, beautiful.
pangmida
pangmida
Well ya got me... I will fall for the trap every time. I shall retire to bed as well. 😘
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Good, I'll hop in with you. ❤️
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