So step 1: you dig a hole in the ground. (I won't dig. My hands are too precious and last time I dug something... I found a patch of earthworms *shivers*)
Step 2: we will name that hole 'love'.
Step 3: we open a matchmaker service. We'd find skeptics and tell them that for a small fee we can make them fall in 'love'.
Step 4: push them in the hole we named 'love'
So @sleepandeatallday my plan is...we make a new thread for that where we get people...Then we make them put money in the Bank Thread Of yours....Then we send people to the HOSPITAL thread of mine which I will edit to MENTAL HOSPITAL...? This seems good?
and to avoid getting sued we'd take the most smallest text and write it in greyish color at the bottom to avoid being seen and when people try to sue us we'd show them that it had been explicitly stated that we will literally make them fall in love and no, you have full responsibility with no refunds just like this