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I got called white trash for saying I am not shy about complaining about stupid shit my family does and honestly this is one of the funniest things to happen to me for quite some time online-nya~ :blobrofl:

oh dear...
Moloch, the old child sacrificing demon god, might not actually be a god at all. Moloch might originally just be a terminology specific for "sacrificing a child by burning in fire".

Man, I love specific words that don't exist in English to express a very specific situation that become personified as demonic entities because of poor translations
Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
People still sacrifice to moloch even to this day.
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Rhaps
Rhaps
Moloch is just ancient mail requests, who is those guys sending mails to?
I think I’m gonna try and platinum Skyrim again-nyah.
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SRB
SRB
Who are you gonna play as?
Navillus
Navillus
Either Nord or the cat race of which I can’t remember how to spell the name of… I was thinking it my be fun to play exclusively unarmed-nya~
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SRB
Kajiit, I think.
Moo Principle # 527 - I'm sorry.

[Moo Principle # 519 - If a duck angry reacts this principle, they will meet with a terrible fate. If a duck like reacts this principle, they will meet with their hearts desire.]
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Can I be a duck for tax purposes?
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JayMark
JayMark
I really need to be more careful about using my powers. There was a very high chance it would angry react, as its a very angry duck.
JayMark
JayMark
When I pretend long enough, sometimes I delude myself that I'm just an ordinary bull.
Are you going to finish that tea?
JayMark
JayMark
I just wanted to ask you our childrens names again. You may have the tea. It's green tea. There is only a little left.
How did you know?
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Thank you you for the tea. Their names are Auryithex and Norythiim.
JayMark
JayMark
I'm sorry for being an absent mother/father shapeshifting eldritch bull/cow. But not being heavily involved in their lives is for their own good.
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Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
It's because even if she succeeded in escaping, they would just lock her back up in another cell with higher security and no hope of ever leaving. Food is the better option in this scenario. Who would say no to an extra meal that you don't have to pay for?
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JayMark
JayMark
You are wise, the key was illusion of choice, and a trap test.
q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join them on their journey, b: attack and dissolve the human, c: hide from the human or d:, hold your jelly still and hope the human doesn't see you or ignores you until the human leaves on their own? Please answer quickly, time is of the essence!
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JayMark
No, Leto Anonmited II, God Emperor of Scribble Dune is my second child.
Though some dspute this because it was a worm eating my brain that matured and came out. As if a child needs to be in a womb.
JayMark
JayMark
My skull was its womb.
AnonUnlimited
AnonUnlimited
Wait, I thought y’all wanted me gone.
I feel like absurd, impossible title is making its way to youtube. I just encounter a vid titled "Bonnie Blue will give birth to Ichigo to save the world"
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Conqueror_Quack
That's just your average kaju yt video, guy makes lots of wacky videos like that
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