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TheEldritchGod

A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
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Troll my parents. Spell out, He is sleeping with S then make sure I ran out of word blocks. Call the milkman daddy and dad a cuck. Fun stuff like that.
 

AnUnknownMan

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Min-max baby:
Move as often as you have energy for. Nothing strenuous until you are 7 to avoid crippling yourself for life. Look into local language and determine career in advance. Find out how to interact with others your age. Remember that you are either mentally too old or physically too young for every woman. Scream internally. Evaluate living conditions. Attempt to remedy dangerous conditions (did you know they used to have cribs that hung out of the window like an air conditioner)
 
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