You're A Baby!

[minionlover]

After taking a shower for the first time in months, you slip on a bar of soap and die.

Thankfully you're asian so you get the obligatory reincarnation/transmigration/regression package deal.

Unfortunately you're a baby at the moment, what do you do?

(Pls no titty jokes, anything but those)

 

[Askun]

IDK, doing baby stuff? What do babies do except sleep, cry and throw up?

(Cause titty jokes aren't allowed, I don't know what else to do)

 

[minionlover]

IDK, doing baby stuff? What do babies do except sleep, cry and throw up?

(Cause titty jokes aren't allowed, I don't know what else to do)

Yeah, that's what I expected. You can't do much with a baby, sadly. :(

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
Oh, do the legendary crawl!

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Start doing push-ups.

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Chew off the ears of all of your toys. Extra points, if you manage to gauge out their eyes. Then wait until your new parents bring you to a priest, for the exorcising of the evil spirit inside you. Then, just as you are sprinkled with holy water, begin to hiss. See what happens.

 

[Agentt]

Reroll for a different encounter

 

[Daitengu]

Pee on people when they change my daiper.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Try to achieve enlightment and escape the wheel of Samsara because reincarnation sure as hell doesn't sound fun at all

 

[imouthaloliocn]

achieve 9th-circle magic as soon as possible

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Prolly take a silverware and insert it on the outlet to electrocute myself.

 

[Rekan]

Well luckily I'm pretty sure babies sleep a lot, and could easily go to sleep because they barely have any stamina, so you'll probably spend the first few months very fast and just have embarrassing dreams of your past life about how stupid the way you died is and think that the investigators, your family, and your friends are probably barely containing a chuckle every time they hear about your death.

Other than that idk fight the cat and get demolished by it

 

[FernGilly]

I always wanted to learn three languages or more!

 

[DiscoDream]

After taking a shower for the first time in months, you slip on a bar of soap and die.

Thankfully you're asian so you get the obligatory reincarnation/transmigration/regression package deal.

Unfortunately you're a baby at the moment, what do you do?

(Pls no titty jokes, anything but those)

Seduce every adult who walks by.

 

[Sayu]

Nothing, babies are embarassingly weak

 

[georgelee5786]

Shit everywhere

 

[Templary]

After taking a shower for the first time in months, you slip on a bar of soap and die.

Thankfully you're asian so you get the obligatory reincarnation/transmigration/regression package deal.

Unfortunately you're a baby at the moment, what do you do?

(Pls no titty jokes, anything but those)

I would do mental training of memory and logic, practice of ambidextrous movements and like cream of paste abundant feeding of breast milk (that thing is super nutritious)

 

[Octavio]

After taking a shower for the first time in months, you slip on a bar of soap and die.

Thankfully you're asian so you get the obligatory reincarnation/transmigration/regression package deal.

Unfortunately you're a baby at the moment, what do you do?

(Pls no titty jokes, anything but those)

Eat everything/anything your baby arms can reach (even rocks)

 

[Ninini]

don’t ray to die in 5he womb

 

[Wiifani]

Forget about almost everything due to the rapid development of the brain