Your main character's wanted poster

[CountVanBadger]

It's ok you can have the cow before I eat you.

A ducbadcow?

 

[Worthy39]

Wanted for:
multiple counts of property damage
Poaching endangered species
Animal abuse
Disturbing the peace
Saying the phantom menace was "not half bad"

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

John Suzy Wayne

Age - 84
Wanted for the following crimes

Practicing as an EMT without a license
Operation of a Crop Duster without a license
Spraying Chemicals with a Crop Duster without certification

Looting a Convenience Store
Healing Without Charging For Services
Operation Of An Armed Vulture While Under the Influence

Operation Of A Warship Without Guild Certification
Trading In Valuable Metals Without Guild Membership
Threatening To Use Military Grade Plasma Weapons on Imperial Naval Police Vessels while still docked in the Station

Wanted For Questioning About Arson In A School
Possibly Connected to Devil Worshipers
Assault On Townsfolk with Unregistered Fire Magic

Theft Of Spell Tomes from the Healers Guild
Multiple Murders While Being Placed Under Arrest For Breaking Guild Rules
Firearms Possession

Illegal Pyrotechnics causing the Deaths of over 120 zom- people
Looting of a Police Station
Illegal Car Modifications

Allowing His Car to Be Operated by an unlicensed driver
Loot a Gas Station
Coconspirator in a Grand Theft Auto case

Critical Damage to JDF property
Operating A Space Ship in an unsafe manner, nearly killing an Elven Princess
Assault on Debt Collectors

Spanking an Elven Princess
Hiding Critical Technology From The Imperial Naval Police
Assault on more totally legit Debt Collectors

Putting Several more Princesses and High Nobles in the line of fire on an unsanctioned operation while under contract
Failure to report to his duty station in a timely manner
Wanted for questioning due to a Fel infestation

Home Invasion of a Titan's residence
Impersonating a Prince
Throwing people off a flying vehicle

Unregistered spacecraft operation in the orbit of the planet Azeroth
Using unregistered healing magic
River pollution caused by improper use of his Mech

Near the destruction of the same Mech, which was someone else's property
Illegally harbouring a pirate
Reading the minds of two agents of House Steiner

Breaking and Entering A Star League Defence Force Cache
Known Polygamist

Threat Level: Apocalyptic or Mostly Harmless: Depends on whether he had an afternoon nap or not.
Bounty: 10 Tons of Gold Bars or your world's equivalent of valuable metals
Dead or Alive​

 

[Cookiez_N_Potionz]

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