John Suzy Wayne
Age - 84
Wanted for the following crimes
Practicing as an EMT without a license
Operation of a Crop Duster without a license
Spraying Chemicals with a Crop Duster without certification
Looting a Convenience Store
Healing Without Charging For Services
Operation Of An Armed Vulture While Under the Influence
Operation Of A Warship Without Guild Certification
Trading In Valuable Metals Without Guild Membership
Threatening To Use Military Grade Plasma Weapons on Imperial Naval Police Vessels while still docked in the Station
Wanted For Questioning About Arson In A School
Possibly Connected to Devil Worshipers
Assault On Townsfolk with Unregistered Fire Magic
Theft Of Spell Tomes from the Healers Guild
Multiple Murders While Being Placed Under Arrest For Breaking Guild Rules
Firearms Possession
Illegal Pyrotechnics causing the Deaths of over 120 zom- people
Looting of a Police Station
Illegal Car Modifications
Allowing His Car to Be Operated by an unlicensed driver
Loot a Gas Station
Coconspirator in a Grand Theft Auto case
Critical Damage to JDF property
Operating A Space Ship in an unsafe manner, nearly killing an Elven Princess
Assault on Debt Collectors
Spanking an Elven Princess
Hiding Critical Technology From The Imperial Naval Police
Assault on more totally legit Debt Collectors
Putting Several more Princesses and High Nobles in the line of fire on an unsanctioned operation while under contract
Failure to report to his duty station in a timely manner
Wanted for questioning due to a Fel infestation
Home Invasion of a Titan's residence
Impersonating a Prince
Throwing people off a flying vehicle
Unregistered spacecraft operation in the orbit of the planet Azeroth
Using unregistered healing magic
River pollution caused by improper use of his Mech
Near the destruction of the same Mech, which was someone else's property
Illegally harbouring a pirate
Reading the minds of two agents of House Steiner
Breaking and Entering A Star League Defence Force Cache
Known Polygamist
Threat Level: Apocalyptic or Mostly Harmless: Depends on whether he had an afternoon nap or not.
Bounty: 10 Tons of Gold Bars or your world's equivalent of valuable metals
Dead or Alive