Your First Order As An Isekai God, What Will You Change Or Do?.

Navillus

The Humble Cat
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All villains exclusively use wild magic and are convinced it is the superior way to use magic... and then I'll watch the chaos ensue-Nyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blob_popcorn:
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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My first order is that everyone will have systems for every action they could possibly do. Even for things like breathing, blinking, taking a crap and brushing their teeth, there will be a leveling system. This system will by monitored by the adventurer's guild that controls all global resource distribution.

Edit: And the system will have a system, which will have a system system system and so on all the way down.
 
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Hoshino

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I would make health care 988% more expensive and blame it on my enemy.When we all have a common enemy to fight then i will make it into a death match between the humnas and the other race and just sit back and watch.

I would remove all of the desires in humans or whatever race they are.
Easy slaves Manpower.
 

Clo

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"Alright, so we're nearly done here. You've got your skills, the explanation of why you died and came back to life. All that good stuff.

But one last thing before you go! Would you like to upgrade to the Reborn as a catgirl package? It's free, but you have to chose now, and commit to it. No trial period, no changing your mind."
 
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So you want to create a safe heaven for for blood sucking alien ??
 

Daitengu

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Karma is dangerous, thanks to CN cultivation novels.

Nah, it works fine. The CN novels just warp how it works to make it look bad, because it's a part of a religion that isn't government approved. Which means creatives HAVE to shit on it. Like Buddhists that fight and murder people? It's so outa character with the core philosophy that it's stupid.
 

AmbreaTaddy

Your Local Strange French Woman
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Drop high priced magical theory books in academies, and awaken random poor dudes so that they learn by themselves. Watch the absolute chaos when the scholars and the wild raised guys meet.

"Wait, you can blink without learning about quantic space ???? How do you even do that ????"

"I don't know, I just tried it and it worked. By the way, is it really a thing to draw mana from the surroundings ? I was using my life force for it, but your theory makes so much more sense !!!"
 

Cipiteca396

Monarch of Despair 🐉🌺🪽🌊🪶🌑🐦‍🔥🌈
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I create a System.

All things in my world are now under a diverse range of spells and effects, including Awaken, Regeneration, and Shapechange.

All sapients (which is now literally everything, even random bits of grass and rocks) are aware of my existence and the tenets of my 'religion', and will be rewarded with stats and skills or whatever for adhering to them. Criminals will be punished by the system as well.


That should be enough right? Then I can go play video games, yes?
 
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Shiriru_B

Hi again.
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I would make the week to 8 days and have the weekend have 3 days instead of two, everyone has to wear funny hats on the 8th day as well.

Also in my church every follower has to communicate through beatboxing but only when they are inside the church, outside they have to start off a sentence with "Jeremiah" loudly before they can say something else.
 
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