You would lose.

[Quacky]

That big pussy can't handle this pecking duck.

 

[FogBoundEnnui]

Nah man, I'd totally manage to shove my arm down its throat and suffocate it.

 

[Lloyd]

I would slice it in half with my katana. One shot one kill.

 

[Fang_Yuan]

Nah, I’d win.

Literally what came to mind first. Brain rot.

 

[Succubiome]

Most tigers aren't likely to attack humans these days-- the Champawat tiger really is an outlier, as noted in that article.

Regardless, I'd simply attempt to befriend and/or distract the tiger. They're just huge dangerous cats in a lot of ways, and I know what cats like. Alternately, ask for help.

The only way to win a weaponless human vs tiger confrontation is to avoid it in the first place.

If they get a perfect surprise attack on you, they probably kill you, sure-- humans can probably kill you with a perfect surprise attack anyways, so tigers aren't really different in that regard.

 

[Alyxx]

Here are the reasons why I'd win:

 

[Premier]

See how the coward runs. Effortlessly bested.

 

[Nevafrost]

Nah, I'd win.

 

[Nolff]

Nah, I'd win.

Gojo, observing the unethical spirit:

 

[Nevafrost]

Gojo, observing the unethical spirit:

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You mean Gojo and Satoru?

 

[Nolff]

You mean Gojo and Satoru?

Wait, the names actually means different person?

Oh no...

 

[Nevafrost]

Wait, the names actually means different person?

Oh no...

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Wait, you didn't get the joke or...

 

[Nolff]

Wait, you didn't get the joke or...

I dare not say he gets... Well... Uhm... Yeah, I ain't sayin' that. Bye.