You will eat, and here is why:

[3guanoff]

You are hungry. If not now, you will be in a few hours.
Your body needs sustenance. And if you don't provide it with some, you will not be around to disagree with me.
It helps with concentration. Consuming the right foods helps maintain energy levels throughout the day, improving productivity and focus. And you aren't you if you're hangry.

Chewing is good for mental health. The repetitive motion can have a calming effect, helping to alleviate tension. Even the military recognized its benefits back in World War II.

(Mates, those copywriting-style articles of stating the obvious always get to me, so I could not resist.)

 

[NotaNuffian]

When going for cannibalism, always be sure to never go for the brain and spine.

The former to not get mad people disease and the latter in case a monke screams at you.

 

[JayMark]

Chewing is good for mental health. The repetitive motion can have a calming effect, helping to alleviate tension. Even the military recognized its benefits back in World War II.

I relate to this! *chews*

 

[Deleted member 41774]

I relate to this! *chews*

 

[owotrucked]

The act of eating is inherently sigma chad.

It's the unhypocritical act of reaping the hard work and life of another existence for your profit, a rare moment of honesty with Life. You don't ask for the consent of the suffering beings to harvest their nutrient. No matter how much they struggle, no matter how much capsaicin or tanin they synthesize as an act of rebellion, you shall cook their futile resistance and enjoy the full flavor of their pain with your alphapilled tastebuds.

 

[JayMark]

The act of eating is inherently sigma chad.

It's the unhypocritical act of reaping the hard work and life of another existence for your profit, a rare moment of honesty with Life. You don't ask for the consent of the suffering beings to harvest their nutrient. No matter how much they struggle, no matter how much capsaicin or tanin they synthesize as an act of rebellion, you shall cook their futile resistance and enjoy the full flavor of their pain with your alphapilled tastebuds.

Are you a food truck?

 

[Empress_Omnii]

You are hungry. If not now, you will be in a few hours.
Your body needs sustenance. And if you don't provide it with some, you will not be around to disagree with me.

My eating disorder sure doesn't agree

 

[owotrucked]

Are you a food truck?

Selling food and provide sustenance for others? That's beta. Instead, you can buy my high value alphapilled food course for 5000$.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Just make sure it's well done.

 

[Daydreamers]

I'm eating right now but somehow didn't see that option and settled for chewing on your corpse,
cheers to that?

 

[Tsuru]

You are hungry. If not now, you will be in a few hours.
Your body needs sustenance. And if you don't provide it with some, you will not be around to disagree with me.
It helps with concentration. Consuming the right foods helps maintain energy levels throughout the day, improving productivity and focus. And you aren't you if you're hangry.

Chewing is good for mental health. The repetitive motion can have a calming effect, helping to alleviate tension. Even the military recognized its benefits back in World War II.

(Mates, those copywriting-style articles of stating the obvious always get to me, so I could not resist.)

Now
talk about the
CHEAT CODE : Drinking Hot water



that asians abuse in this videogame(life), to live longer.

 

[unlaumy]

Just make sure it's well done.

@JayMark80 you're targetted again

Now
talk about the
CHEAT CODE : Drinking Hot water



that asians abuse in this videogame(life), to live longer.

My parents did this too, they said it was to kill the things in my system, they did not realize it killed me first.

 

[Tsuru]

Hot water cheat code functions :
----------
1) Clean your mouth
(Recommended to brush teeth 3x/day)
2) Destroy bacteria in mouth / throat (kinda)
3) Regulate acid reflux in stomach
4) Block hunger or cravings
5) Hydrate (big known thing but never done by everyone)
5.1) Skin
5.2) Eyes
5.3) Reduce salt content
5.4) Expulse stuff from body by "number 1"
5.5) Stop formation of Bladder stones
6) Hot temp help burn the fat/grease of food (stomach + pancreas(?) organ)
7) Very very important : Hot temp help your intestine digest better as it basically need HEAT to function (if you are cold = lower efficiency)
8) Sometimes your body is lower temp than it should be, even if you think it is a normal one
9) "Eating" phenomenon makes brain secrete dopamine (despite just simple water/pavlov dog phenomenon)

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Hot water cheat code functions :
----------
1) Clean your mouth
(Btw it is recommended to brush teeth 3x/day)
2) Destroy bacteria in mouth / throat (kinda)
3) Regulate acid reflux in stomach
4) Block hunger or cravings
5) Hydrate (big known thing but never done by everyone)
5.1) Skin
5.2) Eyes
5.3) Reduce salt content
5.4) Expulse stuff from body by "number 1"
5.5) Stop formation of Bladder stones (basically is sedimentation of salt/minerals in your bladder)
6) Hot temp help burn the fat/grease of food
7) Very very important : Hot temp help your intestine digest better (and can solve congestion) as it basically need hotness to function
8) Sometimes your body is lower temp than it should be, even if you think it is a normal one
9) "Eating" phenomenon makes brain secrete dopamine (despite just simple water)

How hot are you talking..?

 

[Tsuru]

How hot are you talking..?

Hotter than medium/mild hot,
lower than burning tongue/scalding.


Probably "very hot toast/CroqueMonsieur" lvl of temperature, that seems straight of the oven.
Basically hot that you feel you cant drink all at once and take small sips. Slightly hurtful but not really. Hm....basically a liiiiiittle scalding i guess.


Edit : But yeah. Basically "hot tea" temperature.
Its a pain in the a.... to do though. So not really recommended. So better to stick to simply "hot water"
+ In old movies you see this stereotype centenarian asian old man drinking tea. This damn old men cheating in plain sight. Damn cheaters.
+ An asian comment (a wild rare pokemon in reddit) i once seen said : Its annoying to drink hot water, especially in summer but you become accustomed to it

 

[owotrucked]

Hot water cheat code functions :
----------
1) Clean your mouth
(Recommended to brush teeth 3x/day)
2) Destroy bacteria in mouth / throat (kinda)
3) Regulate acid reflux in stomach
4) Block hunger or cravings
5) Hydrate (big known thing but never done by everyone)
5.1) Skin
5.2) Eyes
5.3) Reduce salt content
5.4) Expulse stuff from body by "number 1"
5.5) Stop formation of Bladder stones
6) Hot temp help burn the fat/grease of food (stomach + pancreas(?) organ)
7) Very very important : Hot temp help your intestine digest better as it basically need HEAT to function (if you are cold = lower efficiency)
8) Sometimes your body is lower temp than it should be, even if you think it is a normal one
9) "Eating" phenomenon makes brain secrete dopamine (despite just simple water/pavlov dog phenomenon)

based and boilpilled

(the only reason I drink hot water is because I'm too lazy to clean tea leaves)

 

[Tsuru]

based and boilpilled

(the only reason I drink hot water is because I'm too lazy to clean tea leaves)

Sometimes when i was bored while walking, i gave some reasoning to "why is hot water useful ?" since i discovered asians live longer thx to it,
and somehow this huge list was randomly found in the timespan of multiple different days.

"Hm. Doesnt drinking basically help wash the mouth?" +1
"Hm..... Isnt the high temperature basically helping kill bacterias in throat? Also its often drank when someone's throat fall sick" +1
etc
The deepness of effects of "simply GODDAMN hot water" is shockingly profound. Despite "simply GODDAMN hot water"

 

[WeissBlatt]

I was already hungry

 

[tiaf]

You are hungry. If not now, you will be in a few hours.
Your body needs sustenance. And if you don't provide it with some, you will not be around to disagree with me.
It helps with concentration. Consuming the right foods helps maintain energy levels throughout the day, improving productivity and focus. And you aren't you if you're hangry.

Chewing is good for mental health. The repetitive motion can have a calming effect, helping to alleviate tension. Even the military recognized its benefits back in World War II.

(Mates, those copywriting-style articles of stating the obvious always get to me, so I could not resist.)

What is considered soon and when to use eventually?

 

[3guanoff]

What is considered soon and when to use eventually?

Since you are asking that question, I am assuming you are not eating right now.
Are you planning on never eating again? Then you should choose "never".
Will you eat soon? Soon means what you wish for it to mean. Which amount of time feels short to you? You are a free human being and make your own definitions.
Otherwise, choose "eventually".

If you need help with determining what constitutes a short amount of time, you could look at your lifespan, cultural norms, and nutritional requirements.
Let us imagine you are an ancient dragon with a nutritional requirement of 250 000 calories per month. Your lifespan is nearly limitless, but it is customary for dragons to eat at least once or twice a month.
Hence, I would say any time span less than fifteen days may be considered soon in that context.
Personally, I would consider eating within 3h to be soon.