You Reincarnated as Undead

[The_Long_Serpent]

No matter what undead I become, I would hate it.

You see, I'm a foodie. It's hard to be a foodie when you can't really eat anything.

Ghost? Can't grip the food, much less eat it.

Skeleton? No tongue.

Zombie? Rotting tongue.

"Become a vampire," you say? But I love garlic. And I would have to suck blood, which seems really fucking weird to me. Like, you suck the blood, and then what? If they die, you have a body to clean up, and if not, you have a really awkward situation to deal with. And the logistics of getting blood just seem like a chore.

It all seems like shit to me.

What if you lost your urge to taste food? No, that's even worse...

 

[Wohendum-Bluu]

I would be a Blood Knight Vampire from the Warhammer lore.. Famed for swordsmanship and horseback riding/fighting. I would also live in a medieval-esque world too soo.....