You in a meal

[HelloHound]

If you knew that you were about to be eaten, how would you reccomend you'd be served? Ingredients, Seasonings, Recipe, there's a lot of ways to modify your consumption.

Assume that whatever is on the non-pointed end of the knife is a master chef able to get every ingredient you list.

Spoiler: Hound Stew

Congratulations on catching a fresh HelloHound! She's a very versatile ingredient and a great protein to add to any meal. In a stew I'd recommend:

Ingredients:

• Potatoes (Cut into small pieces)
• Beef Broth
• Carrots (thick cut)
• Celery
• Mushrooms (variety)
• Tomato sauce

Seasonings:

• Garlic powder
• Onion powder (less)
• Smoked Paprika
• Chili powder
• Basil
• Oregano
• Rosemary
• MSG
• Soy sauce (dash)
• Crushed red pepper seasoning
• Olive oil

Instructions:

1. Cut the hound meat into small sections, making sure that they aren't too fatty (but don't worry, you can always render the fat for later use!)
2. Apply light seasoning to the meat before putting it in an oiled pot, then bring the heat to medium and brown the meat
3. Add the tomato sauce and broth, mix before bringing the liquid to a boil
4. Add the carrots, mushrooms, and potatoes
5. lower the temperature to a simmer
6. Reduce the liquid, add more seasoning and celery before continuing the simmer
7. Add a dash of soy sauce and serve warm and with a side of bread to dip with
8. Enjoy!

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

On a huge silver platter with an apple in my mouth. I must be covered with one of those fancy dish covering things, which will be dramatically lifted up to reveal me in a cloud of delicious smelling steam.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Of course I should be a cake! Pretty pink one! As for recipe, I'm not skilled enough to come up with one. Can you help me?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I should be baked into beautiful bat-shaped blood cookies.

 

[cabbag3]

As long as I'm dead first before cooking me, I'd probably be cool with anything tbh, and also flushing the nicotine out of my system lol.
But if I got to choose, I'd go with jerk chicken style. Hmmm~

 

[BigBadBoi]

Just ground me into paste and serve me as a costco hotdog

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I want to become a Schnitzel and the side dish are some fries.

 

[Astrolust]

Keep the poop in.

 

[RiaCorvidiva]

I think there is a saying involving 'eating crow'.

 

[SRB]

Cook my hands like chicken wings. It should be enough.

 

[georgelee5786]

like country fried steak

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

turducken but with a shark

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Tell my kid that I died because he kicked me instead of letting me sleep. Cut me up and keep me in the freezer so I can be cooked in a variety of ways and provide nourishment for my family for a long time.

 

[RedMuffin]

If you knew that you were about to be eaten, how would you reccomend you'd be served?

-_-

 

[Lysander_Works]

I'd want to be so spicy that a single drop melts through the Earth's core.
Lightly salted.
Lightly spanked.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

This thread is abhorrent! Such cannibalism!

Also, lechon. I'll be a lechon.

 

[Navillus]

I wanna be cooked in to something like Sashimi and with a 3 gallon cup lemonade! Oops now I'm hungry...

 

[CrimsonGenius]

Become batter for waffles.

 

[Nolff]

I should be baked into beautiful bat-shaped blood cookies.

Where are mah stickers ;-;

 

[BearlyAlive]

Just skewer me and roast me whole. Add a pit of salt if you really have to.