You come across a woman dancing on the street

[Deleted member 84247]

Ellie Porter asks a poll:

Envy: Yea, but is she a vampy gyaru?

 

[Goodmann]

"You're quite good at that, and it's a healthy way to get warm, but considering the black ice under that snow, you'll have to dig for your knife if you can find it at all!"

 

[Sola-sama]

Ellie Porter asks a poll:

Envy: Yea, but is she a vampy gyaru?

Yeah, is she a vampy gyaru tho? Answer @ElliePorter the damn question!

 

[BlackKnightX]

Can I pull a gun on her? *Inserts Mr. Bean reference*

 

[MintiLime]

Why is there no “join her” option?????

 

[ArchlordZero]

I would kneel down and then beg to her, saying "Will you be my girlfriend?"

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Call the police and quickly slide my phone under my bra strap so I can talk to them while keeping both hands on my toddler. Back away slowly, keeping a firm grip on the kid and both eyes on the woman.

 

[Nym]

Sprint since God gave me a +50% speed bonus whenever I'm fleeing crazies, and a +75% bonus when I'm fleeing responsibility

Does that buff still work when your running from yourself?

 

[georgelee5786]

Does that buff still work when your running from yourself?

No, sadly. I tried many times in my attempts to set the record for fastest sprint

 

[Tempokai]

I sprinted 60m in just 9 seconds few years ago during exam. Yes, I'm that fast.

 

[Ellieporter]

Envy: Yea, but is she a vampy gyaru?

How did you know?

 

[Deleted member 139452]

I will fly away and release an fecal pellet on that rude lady

 

[J_Chemist]

I carry a very special tool for this very special encounter.

It's called a glock.

 

[Deleted member 139452]

I carry a very special tool for this very special encounter.

It's called a glock.

No Cock? ?

 

[PeacefulMyst]

Gonna manifest my masculinity for this one and happily choose number two

No Cock? ?

*pets*
The little duck is acting rather naughty!

 

[Deleted member 139452]

Pets*
The little duck is acting rather naughty!

I am talking about the bird ?

 

[J_Chemist]

No Cock? ?

No. Because she wants the smoke, not to be choked.

 

[AshGray_1]

My most honest reaction: