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[Sola-sama]

Yeah, but what did you say to him?

don'- *i died*

 

[NotaNuffian]

*takes out a soul-sucking leech*

 

[Iamnotabot]

Can we fuck

 

[NotaNuffian]

As fuck buddies, yes.

As someone planning to have a relationship.

*bolts out the door and into the traffic for suicide*

But in any case, beware.

I am just a disappointment in bed as well as in life.

Ps. @Iamnotabot , I know you are asking your MC and I shamelessly answered. A minute after posting.

 

[Darkcrow.]

I don't think OP was asking for writing advice.

Ohhhh, Lol.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Imagine taking a tranquillizing walk through a forest, it is the early mornings and you just so happen to be ambling alongside the main protagonist of your story(s). They're not able to initiate the conversation but rather walk next to you, waiting for your first words. You know them the best, after all. They don't know you. So, what would be the first thing you'd tell them? This is not limited to conversations you'd imagine happening between you and your MP.

"Prostrate yourself, O Horny One. You are in the presence of your God." And probably immediately get my head smacked.
Then i'll write about all his heroines getting cucked, because i'm a petty little bitch like that

 

[TASTYLEADPAINT]

"You luck like a cut of f***able meat. Are you?"

 

[Iamnotabot]

As fuck buddies, yes.

As someone planning to have a relationship.

*bolts out the door and into the traffic for suicide*

But in any case, beware.

I am just a disappointment in bed as well as in life.

Ps. @Iamnotabot , I know you are asking your MC and I shamelessly answered. A minute after posting.

Peg ?

 

[EternalEscape]

Forgiveness for my sins on earths.

The Eternal Escape For One's Soul.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Peg ?

Key focus on the ending of gif. Please.

 

[georgelee5786]

"It must be hellish"

 

[Sola-sama]

I miss the moment where I don't have to remember about this scene in deadpool.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I miss the moment where I don't have to remember about this scene in deadpool.

Whenever I thought about getting pegged, this and the other one* just pop up.

*basically a pretty boy getting buttfucked to death by a mammoth of a man. Blood everywhere in the shower, man.

 

[HelloHound]

"wanna go eat something and not make eye contact with each other?"
and then I am the best friend she never had

 

[AliceShiki]

I'd pet her head and tell her that everything will be okay~

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

Fuck.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Could you please grant me a few wishes to return the favor?

 

[Gryphon]

"So...Yeah. I'm sorry."

 

[Ellieporter]

"I saw your eldest sister in town recently, did you run into her?"

 

[ArrogantYoungMaster]

I will not say anything. I will run.