Would you rather? (Historical figure edition)

[Representing_Tromba]

All of these people would be in their prime. You die if you lose.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Sun Tzu all the way! I'll use his own tactics against him

 

[DarkeReises]

Free death? Sign me up.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Wrestle Alexander the Great

 

[Irl_Rat]

Wait did Shaka know how to ride horses? Unless this is some sort of foot joust.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Wait did Shaka know how to ride horses? Unless this is some sort of foot joust.

Foot joust with long ass sticks.

 

[georgelee5786]

mud wrestle queen elizabeth. I'm fairly certain I could beat her.

 

[Southdog]

Mud wrestle the queen, she is a woman and thus smaller than me, I could easily defeat her

 

[RepresentingSilence]

What do we get if we win? This is important to my decision

 

[Representing_Tromba]

What do we get if we win? This is important to my decision

All of their glory and treasures that they amassed.

 

[PyrusMG]

Mud wrestle the queen, she is a woman and thus smaller than me, I could easily defeat her

Be careful, mud and shit don't stick to royalty so throwing it in their eyes isn't effective.

 

[Agentt]

Debating solomon can be quite easy by doing this simple trick I call, "make them have an existential crises"

Basically, there was always tension between different schools of philosophy, most famous being roman stoicism and christianity's....something-ism.

The reason there was such high tension between these two was that they are pretty much the same but not exactly same,

So i am sure we can do something like that to solomon as well, target his core beliefs to make him have a midlife crises

 

[georgelee5786]

mud wrestle queen elizabeth. I'm fairly certain I could beat her.

I'm inexplicably getting paranoid that Queen Elizabeth was better at mud wrestling than I thought.

 

[PyrusMG]

So i am sure we can do something like that to solomon as well, target his core beliefs to make him have a midlife crises

Or just bribe him with gold and exotic waifus.

 

[SakeVision]

lead army against sun tzu

since sun tzu were actually multiple generals across Chinese history, I imagine me and my army are some kind of immortal time-traveling wraiths, cursed or perhaps blessed to appear at various points in history and fight these prominent individuals

 

[T.K._Paradox]

All of these people would be in their prime. You die if you lose.

Zulu and Alexander would have much better experience in regard to combat, so they are an out immediately.

I have nowhere near the qualifications to lead an army against Tzu, my knowledge of Asian military formations is almost non existent. Logistics would probably be a nightmare, and I have nowhere near enough experience to actually be successful.

Assuming this duel is your standard ten pace shot... Who am I kidding Jackson had participated in over one hundred duels alone and had taken a bullet, to make sure his am was a direct as possible. Fuck that, next.

King Solomon is also an automatic bypass. One of the most wise people to exist.

Guess I am going to beat a royal family member.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I'd rather...

Give condom and tons of contraceptive pills to the parents of Ferdinand Marcos Sr., and Imelda Romualdez, or free vasectomy and ligation to ensure the Marcos and Romualdez clans won't reproduce.

 

[gaylolis]

Lead BTS Army against Sun Tzu.

Even if I will die, it would be a blast.

I might also debate with Solomon about the greatness of futanari hentai.

 

[Erysion]

Debating solomon can be quite easy by doing this simple trick I call, "make them have an existential crises"

Basically, there was always tension between different schools of philosophy, most famous being roman stoicism and christianity's....something-ism.

The reason there was such high tension between these two was that they are pretty much the same but not exactly same,

So i am sure we can do something like that to solomon as well, target his core beliefs to make him have a midlife crises

Just remind him God wanted to give Galahad the same gift as Solomon, but Galahad refused. Solomon have a midlife crises just thinking why he didn't do the same.