Angry_Clown
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@BenJepheneT doesn't that make you gay?
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Would you have a fake marriage with the hero...? (Poll)
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BenJepheneT
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I'm straight, so whatever gives me a boner is a woman
Angry_Clown
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The closet you are in must lead to Narnia.
BenJepheneT
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Nah, my closet is a god damn glass elevator taking me to new heights of heterosexuality
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1. What would you say to the hero? What advice do you have?
2. Would you ever consider a fake marriage with someone if the compensation was worth it?
Yes.
(Asshole Coefficient) * ($1,000,000,000) = (Fake Marriage Pricetag)
3. Is there anything that the hero could do differently to make this arrangement seem more favorable?
This seems like a pretty bad deal. I would have thousands of charmed yanderes out to kill me. The compensation has to be mind-blowing. I literally wish death on the hero for asking me to marry him in such a lukewarm way for his personal convenience when it would obliterate my life.
4. Would your answer change if you found the hero attractive? (Or if the hero was a gender that you were attracted to?)
The situation stated that the hero's charm doesn't work on me. He would have to be so attractive to me that I am in a charmed state anyways. If I found him attractive to the point where I was willing to risk being the target of thousands of crazed suitors and likely death what is the difference between that and charmed status?
2. Would you ever consider a fake marriage with someone if the compensation was worth it?
Yes.
(Asshole Coefficient) * ($1,000,000,000) = (Fake Marriage Pricetag)
3. Is there anything that the hero could do differently to make this arrangement seem more favorable?
This seems like a pretty bad deal. I would have thousands of charmed yanderes out to kill me. The compensation has to be mind-blowing. I literally wish death on the hero for asking me to marry him in such a lukewarm way for his personal convenience when it would obliterate my life.
4. Would your answer change if you found the hero attractive? (Or if the hero was a gender that you were attracted to?)
The situation stated that the hero's charm doesn't work on me. He would have to be so attractive to me that I am in a charmed state anyways. If I found him attractive to the point where I was willing to risk being the target of thousands of crazed suitors and likely death what is the difference between that and charmed status?