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[Ilikewaterkusa]

Hello fellow daoists. A moral dilemma arose. And I am wondering if you are willing to punch an orphan for a million dollars. On the way to cultivate the holy mantra I came across a rude young master, who I now made into an orphan. And would you punch this orphan for a million dollars?

 

[georgelee5786]

HELL YEAH, I'M WILLING! I'll punch anyone for one million dollars!

 

[Aaqil]

An orphaned young master is about as dangerous as a toddler with a knife, easy money,

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
Sacrifices are made to gain power and money. Emphasise the money of course.

 

[IDKWtWrite-San]

Quoting a blue hedgehog, he said:
"If you ever feel bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Quoting a blue hedgehog, he said:
"If you ever feel bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

This cultivator believe that was Technoblade

 

[IDKWtWrite-San]

This cultivator believe that was Technoblade

 

[RavenRunes]

Hello fellow daoists. A moral dilemma arose. And I am wondering if you are willing to punch an orphan for a million dollars. On the way to cultivate the holy mantra I came across a rude young master, who I now made into an orphan. And would you punch this orphan for a million dollars?

you just killed the orphan's parents, so how are you suffering from a moral dilemma!

and yeah I would, if said orphan wasn't too young. My puny fists aren't going to do the orphan any damage so...

 

[Lloyd]

I'd do it for free.

 

[Ay89AZ]

Hello fellow daoists. A moral dilemma arose. And I am wondering if you are willing to punch an orphan for a million dollars. On the way to cultivate the holy mantra I came across a rude young master, who I now made into an orphan. And would you punch this orphan for a million dollars?

Yes. Does not matter if they were an orphan or not.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

you just killed the orphan's parents, so how are you suffering from a moral dilemma!

and yeah I would, if said orphan wasn't too young. My puny fists aren't going to do the orphan any damage so...

Junior brother, it’s a million dollars.

 

[RavenRunes]

Junior brother, it’s a million dollars.

It's Junior Sister and that's 2 million for misgendering

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

It's Junior Sister and that's 2 million for misgendering

 

[CadmarLegend]

Hello fellow daoists. A moral dilemma arose. And I am wondering if you are willing to punch an orphan for a million dollars. On the way to cultivate the holy mantra I came across a rude young master, who I now made into an orphan. And would you punch this orphan for a million dollars?

If you don’t punch an orphan for a million dollars, the orphan should punch you. At least, you could pay the kid $1,000 if you punched him.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Hello fellow daoists. A moral dilemma arose. And I am wondering if you are willing to punch an orphan-

I stopped reading there.

Orphan punched.

What's next?