Worst gifts to give someone

Piisfun

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This may dip into fantasy, but granting the ability to breathe fire to a baby whould be pretty terrible for the mother.
 
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A wilted flower meant to signal the end of a relationship.
 

peelsdeeni

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A back to school necklace to a depressed kid. No no no, it's not bad for them per say. It's bad for the school. Cause now they have to cover up a students death. Also maybe the family too but that's irrelevant.
 

fyrre

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A birthday cake to someone who absolutely hates celebrating their birthday. Perhaps something terrible happened to them on that day and you've just reminded them of it.
 

2021

super straight male & the opposite sex of female
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A cock ring to a a women who has recently lost her husband to cancer
 

peelsdeeni

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baby clothes to a woman who just had a miscarriage
 

Ai-chan

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Me when I'm in college and too poor to afford cleaning supplies and am too much of a coward to resort to stealing from the laudry mat's lost and found

Don't know why but reminded me of this
take all the time you need to figure this out
Hint: r/holup
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Except that those are thumbtacks (or whatever they call it over there). If they take those condoms, it would be no different from not wearing any because the condom now has holes.

Ai-chan knows this because if Ai-chan has a cute little brother on fucking terms, Ai-chan would use thumbtacks to poke holes into the condom so that he can use it without worry of impregnating while impregnating at the same time. Of course, this is a moot point because Ai-chan doesn't have a little brother. But if Ai-chan does have it and we're on fucking terms, Ai-chan would do it.

As for worst gifts, probably panties. Ai-chan's older sister got a teddy (the adult kind, not teddy bear) for her wedding gift and it was embarrassing for her since she opened the gifts in front of everyone.
 

Mechaphobic

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I have issues with back pain, so my step mom got me this messaging chair, it was quite expensive. The only complaint I have is that the entire seat also massages. As a man, this means constantly feeling your balls being flicked and stretched, it is not very pleasant. I can only imagine the sensation is completely different for a women, and the only thing I can think is "That's gross mom!"
 
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