Wisdom of the forum, answer my plea, what does a goth-girl produce on a farm?

[LuoirM]

Crow feed

 

[MafiaNoble]

Goth girls are great gatherers of small things like berries, fruit, and veggies while also having masterful lumberjack skills. Give them an axe and send them toward a grouping of trees with their favorite metal or rock Playlist. They may also bring you any cool rocks they find due to the lingering autism. They will also adopt any baby animal they come across, farmable or not.

This is hilarious.

It's a farm, not a ranch, so presumably she can just grow crops. If you want her to be evil, have her grow corn specifically to make industrual grade high fructose corn syrup out of. Truly, even poisons cause less widespread harm than the devilish HFCS...

Ranch would be a more correct term but readers have more of a fetish for the term " farm " for whatever reason so I went with Isekai farmer instead of Isekai rancher.

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Heh, let's play this silly game.

Is she a subbie goth, dommie goth, switchy goth?

Let's say she is a switch, just so you get two/three things for the price of one.

If she is tied, choked, being dommed, whatever, she produces milk for the next 24-72 hrs that has rejuvenating qualities and produces feelings of trust and acceptance in anyone who drinks it.

If she is dommie mommy, her milk will now have an energizing quality, making them stronger and enhancing their confidence

If it is just a loving interaction, then her milk acts like an powerful aphrodisiac.


Feel free to use these, modify them, or toss'em in the trash.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Okay, as the title already gives away we're sinking straight into the pit of degeneracy here. Long story short, I made a hobby project inspired on Farming Monster Girls by Timewatcher2020.

I however plan to focus my project more on LitRPG, Combat, classes, farm development and humanoid monster girls.

Long story short, I made this [livestock contract] thing

[Livestock]

> livestock are creatures designated to the farm thru a [Livestock contract] these beings provide a form of production in return for unique system benefits. Livestock will be able to complete quests to increase the quality of their produce as well as other unique rewards.

Now, to cut to the case: The MC will form a livestock contract with a close friend so she can make use of some of his skills that affect him and his livestock. Livestock generate produce, so what produce would a goth girl make?

Milk, goth milk? What type of effect does it bring? Maybe a form of stamina regeneration, or something less cliche, effects similar to poppy milk of GOT?

Do bottled bath water and piss count?

 

[MafiaNoble]

Do bottled bath water and piss count?

If the world had onlyfans it would've

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

If the world had onlyfans it would've

There's a yuri manga where the main protagonist's piss has the power of purification and healing whereas the other fmc has the opposite piss powers. You can go with that angle.

 

[TinaMigarlo]

oh what the hell.

these creatures are magical, huh. fine.
Everyone knows about collecting the milk. Milk collection is for , like... noobs.

You belt the head onto basically a large stationary bit gag, that collects quite a bit of saliva.
You collect the urine, and you have a "dripper" going into the mouth, forcing a constant low pH urine.
Naturally you have a small IV and you collect a tiny amount of blood every day.
There's a sort of vibration device you strap on, guess where, and it collects... fluid, too.
fed the proper controlled diet, the fecal matter is mixed with other things and becomes fertilizer.
you lock them into a hot-box, just the head poking out. The *sweat* collects in a bucket below.

Saliva, urine, blood, sex juice, sweat. these are your five *basic* ingredients.
the conditions under which you obtain any of them, controls what else is in the fluid thus collected.
sex saliva, for instance, is vastly different from fear or pain saliva.

Sex, fear, pain, hunger, thirst, desire... all these things produce a saliva rich in different things you need to collect for.

so... you need ALL those fluids collected, under ALL those different conditions.
you have to put a new one through its paces, see which its better and gives best yield at.
of course under certain market conditions. fear and pain saliva might be needed in industrial quantities.

but, with a-l-l these different fluids, collected under a-l-l these various conditions.
NOW you have the *master* collection, to concoct *all* the various spells others can't.

you can concentrate things, too.
strap one face up on a table.
strap another face down on the table.
a tube gag is belted onto each mouth, The fear/pain saliva from the top one... collects in the stomach of the one on the bottom.
the bottom one is kept in a state of... arousal. But with a sweat-bag around it.
the bottom urine
thus collected, is useful for this one very rare spell component.

sweat from one, is tube fed into the stomach of the other one.
the sweat collected off that one, is really rich in... something.
when you cascade in this fashion, several times... the end result is super high in... *whatever*

this farm can make things other farms can't.

I thought everyone knew gothic alchemy. *sheesh*

oh what the hell.

these creatures are magical, huh. fine.
Everyone knows about collecting the milk. Milk collection is for , like... noobs.

You belt the head onto basically a large stationary bit gag, that collects quite a bit of saliva.
You collect the urine, and you have a "dripper" going into the mouth, forcing a constant low pH urine.
Naturally you have a small IV and you collect a tiny amount of blood every day.
There's a sort of vibration device you strap on, guess where, and it collects... fluid, too.
fed the proper controlled diet, the fecal matter is mixed with other things and becomes fertilizer.
you lock them into a hot-box, just the head poking out. The *sweat* collects in a bucket below.

Saliva, urine, blood, sex juice, sweat. these are your five *basic* ingredients.
the conditions under which you obtain any of them, controls what else is in the fluid thus collected.
sex saliva, for instance, is vastly different from fear or pain saliva.

Sex, fear, pain, hunger, thirst, desire... all these things produce a saliva rich in different things you need to collect for.

so... you need ALL those fluids collected, under ALL those different conditions.
you have to put a new one through its paces, see which its better and gives best yield at.
of course under certain market conditions. fear and pain saliva might be needed in industrial quantities.

but, with a-l-l these different fluids, collected under a-l-l these various conditions.
NOW you have the *master* collection, to concoct *all* the various spells others can't.

you can concentrate things, too.
strap one face up on a table.
strap another face down on the table.
a tube gag is belted onto each mouth, The fear/pain saliva from the top one... collects in the stomach of the one on the bottom.
the bottom one is kept in a state of... arousal. But with a sweat-bag around it.
the bottom urine
thus collected, is useful for this one very rare spell component.

sweat from one, is tube fed into the stomach of the other one.
the sweat collected off that one, is really rich in... something.
when you cascade in this fashion, several times... the end result is super high in... *whatever*

this farm can make things other farms can't.

I thought everyone knew gothic alchemy. *sheesh*

people want to read stuff like this?

 

[FRWriter]

Probably coffee beans... the most bitter kind that exists, made for roasting in a hellfire pit.

And they'll lose 10 loyalty if you dare to consume it with something as conformist as milk.

Black only.

 

[TinaMigarlo]

Probably coffee beans... the most bitter kind that exists, made for roasting in a hellfire pit.

And they'll lose 10 loyalty if you dare to consume it with something as conformist as milk.

Black only.

coffee beans, huh.
the most expensive coffee beans on the *planet*...
come from this one island. a "civet" has evolved to mainly eat this one coffee bean.
the natives, uhm. go through the civet droppings. The beans don't digest, but they do break down somewhat and change pH or whatever.
the beans, thus collected... are cleaned, dried, etc.
and this is the most expensive coffee on the planet. Its what kings and billionaires drink.
its made out of coffee beans that passed through the digestive tract of the civet monkey.

I suppose you could force feed goth girls coffee beans, or something else...
then... you know... get a similar product, in a similar fashion.

if one were so inclined.
or a "tea bag" of coffee beans could be used as a bit gag, or strapped into *koff*koff* some orifice.
it would do something to the coffee beans, that was highly desirable, either taste or magic wise.

 

[Robert.Hillmyre]

Flowers:
Foxgloves
Deadly Nightshade

Carnivorous / Exotic:
Pitcher Plants – Like Venus flytraps
Sundews

Birds:
Black swans
Crows / Ravens
Barn Owls

 

[Anonjohn20]

The fluid from a true goth girl's ej*c*l*tion is like the ink of a squid. Highly sought after as a dye to make more goth clothes or as a food seasoning/coloring to make goth-colored food.

 

[Worthy39]

Why was your first thought to milk a human being...? And I don't think the black substances are terrible ideas, but I also feel like it's a bit on the nose. Really, only you know this character, so maybe something unique to her, rather than something generic like goth product? Unless you didn't actually make this character interesting, and she's literally just goth. In that case, just go with the black substance.