Hi everyone!
Ok, so English has no gendered words (I'm French BTW), that makes it friendly to learn. But then you have animals, who don't always have a distinct name for male and female. So you slap another animal on it to indicate the gender, like a bull elephant or a hen pheasant, right?
But what is the criteria to choose which animal to slap on the other animal?
So far, I've come across a list on wikipedia that kind of makes sense (except for the tapir), and I've extrapolated the following criteria. I want to know if I'm right or if it's another reasoning:
- it's a bird? If it's not a weird cool bird or a bird of prey that has its own names, it gets a hen/rooster slapped before!
- is it a bug? You guys are all queens and kings, because you rule! (Or drones, but we're talking fertile females/males here)
- it's a fish? Who fucking cares. No slaps.
- It's a mammal (or reptile/amphibian)? Ok, hang on, I have additional questions!
- is it particularly cool like a big cat? Lucky you, you get your own names!
- is it dog-shaped? Yup? Let's go with bitch/dog!
- is it a variant of horse (but not a donkey, they're too shifty)? Then it's a horse! Slap mare/stallion at will!
- is it really big (or a tapir)? Yeah, ok, it's a sort of cattle then, slap them with cow/bull!
- is it kind of big but not that big, and bulky (short legs, stout body), or a bear? Ok, that's obviously a pig, let's slap sow/boar on it!
- is it maybe big (but not too big), maybe small, but above all lithe and agile (so no giraffes nor moose)? Oh! I know, I know, that's a deer! We slap doe and buck on those ones! Except when they're from South America, then it's hembra/macho for some reason...
- is it really sheeplike? Then it's ewe/ram, but you gotta earn it, no posers!
- is it an animal you have prejudice against? Does it look shifty, untrustworthy? Yeah, that's going to be jill/jack slap, buddy, I've got my eyes on you!
Does English really work that way or have I over interpreted things?
Ok, so English has no gendered words (I'm French BTW), that makes it friendly to learn. But then you have animals, who don't always have a distinct name for male and female. So you slap another animal on it to indicate the gender, like a bull elephant or a hen pheasant, right?
But what is the criteria to choose which animal to slap on the other animal?
So far, I've come across a list on wikipedia that kind of makes sense (except for the tapir), and I've extrapolated the following criteria. I want to know if I'm right or if it's another reasoning:
- it's a bird? If it's not a weird cool bird or a bird of prey that has its own names, it gets a hen/rooster slapped before!
- is it a bug? You guys are all queens and kings, because you rule! (Or drones, but we're talking fertile females/males here)
- it's a fish? Who fucking cares. No slaps.
- It's a mammal (or reptile/amphibian)? Ok, hang on, I have additional questions!
- is it particularly cool like a big cat? Lucky you, you get your own names!
- is it dog-shaped? Yup? Let's go with bitch/dog!
- is it a variant of horse (but not a donkey, they're too shifty)? Then it's a horse! Slap mare/stallion at will!
- is it really big (or a tapir)? Yeah, ok, it's a sort of cattle then, slap them with cow/bull!
- is it kind of big but not that big, and bulky (short legs, stout body), or a bear? Ok, that's obviously a pig, let's slap sow/boar on it!
- is it maybe big (but not too big), maybe small, but above all lithe and agile (so no giraffes nor moose)? Oh! I know, I know, that's a deer! We slap doe and buck on those ones! Except when they're from South America, then it's hembra/macho for some reason...
- is it really sheeplike? Then it's ewe/ram, but you gotta earn it, no posers!
- is it an animal you have prejudice against? Does it look shifty, untrustworthy? Yeah, that's going to be jill/jack slap, buddy, I've got my eyes on you!
Does English really work that way or have I over interpreted things?