Why do you want to live a long life if you are going to be financially poor?

[JayMark]

In a world where you can sell water they are great.

Look here, Vaporeon have an average IQ of 140 and score in the 93rd percentile of pokemon for financial literacy , this means they’re smart enough to be able handle human mutual funds, and with their impressive Bank Stats for HP and access to Account Armor, financial security isn't rough for one.

 

[owotrucked]

The real question is "Why do you want to live, if the government takes 60% of all you money through direct and indirect taxes to buy drugs and yachts?"

 

[Alski]

Look here, Vaporeon have an average IQ of 140 and score in the 93rd percentile of pokemon for financial literacy , this means they’re smart enough to be able handle human mutual funds, and with their impressive Bank Stats for HP and access to Account Armor, financial security isn't rough for one.

I prefer a hypno, all your money is now my money thanks.

 

[JayMark]

I prefer a hypno, all your money is now my money thanks.

This is why I keep an umbreon on my team. He's in the tax department.

 

[Racosharko]

What is the rationale in that?

So that's just another way of asking, whats the meaning of life.

"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy' " - Camus

Embrace absurdism?

The rationale, i suppose... you only get to do this once.

Bonus absurdism meme: