Why are you eating ice cream today?

HelloHound

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I will later today because this morning and afternoon were nonsense endeavors that were a giant waste of time and I deserve a little treat to keep my sanity for tomorrow's circus

At least I don't have to experience today ever again
 

TheEldritchGod

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I will repost.

You take four scoops of chocolate ice cream
Then you take three heaping spoons of peanut butter, smooth.
Blend them at pureed speed. (btw, Chocolate Ice cream with peanut butter blended has a unique texture all itself.)
Then add a spoonful of vanilla frosting. (don't use chocolate frosting. The texture doesn't work well. and the vanilla takes the edge off the chocolate)
Take chocolate drink syrup, add enough to cause a diabetic coma at 12 paces.
Take a breakfast meal replacement drink, chocolate, and use that instead of milk. (use milk if you are trying to cut the calories down to something sane.)

Blend until smooth.

Use a straw, because the chocolate syrup will slowly settle out at the bottom, so you have to drink it from the bottom up. (this can be avoided if you chill your syrup and add it after the peanut butter stage, but it will only delay the process.)

NOTE:
The peanut butter may cause allergic reactions, but it is absolutely needed or the ice cream will separate and create a clumpy semi-frozen layer at the top. DO NOT SUBSTITUTE LO-CAL/LO-FAT PEANUT BUTTER. Also, YOU MUST BLEND THE ICE CREAM AND PEANUT BUTTER FIRST WITHOUT ANYTHING ELSE. If you add it later, or heaven forbid, with the milk/breakfast drink, it will not properly integrate with the ice cream and separation will occur.

The vanilla frosting is also there simply to balance the choco syrup because it tends to have a harsh edge to it when you combine too many types of chocolate. DO NOT USE TOO MUCH FROSTING. A simple level teaspoon is enough. Too much and it creates odd textures, depending on the quality of the frosting. (ie cheap frosting = separation)

And that's how you get a 2000-calorie milkshake.
 

Rhaps

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Eating ice cream because I'm stressing over uni projects, while also continuing my novel.
 

Bobple

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Had some ice-cream last night, finished work for the week. Don't eat it too often so it was nice.
 

ThrillingHuman

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If you're not eating ice cream (or another comfort food) today, please share why you deserve it.
I don't, I'm a good person. I won't punish myself with unhealthy sugar like that
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Midnight-Phantom

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I will repost.

You take four scoops of chocolate ice cream
Then you take three heaping spoons of peanut butter, smooth.
Blend them at pureed speed. (btw, Chocolate Ice cream with peanut butter blended has a unique texture all itself.)
Then add a spoonful of vanilla frosting. (don't use chocolate frosting. The texture doesn't work well. and the vanilla takes the edge off the chocolate)
Take chocolate drink syrup, add enough to cause a diabetic coma at 12 paces.
Take a breakfast meal replacement drink, chocolate, and use that instead of milk. (use milk if you are trying to cut the calories down to something sane.)

Blend until smooth.

Use a straw, because the chocolate syrup will slowly settle out at the bottom, so you have to drink it from the bottom up. (this can be avoided if you chill your syrup and add it after the peanut butter stage, but it will only delay the process.)

NOTE:
The peanut butter may cause allergic reactions, but it is absolutely needed or the ice cream will separate and create a clumpy semi-frozen layer at the top. DO NOT SUBSTITUTE LO-CAL/LO-FAT PEANUT BUTTER. Also, YOU MUST BLEND THE ICE CREAM AND PEANUT BUTTER FIRST WITHOUT ANYTHING ELSE. If you add it later, or heaven forbid, with the milk/breakfast drink, it will not properly integrate with the ice cream and separation will occur.

The vanilla frosting is also there simply to balance the choco syrup because it tends to have a harsh edge to it when you combine too many types of chocolate. DO NOT USE TOO MUCH FROSTING. A simple level teaspoon is enough. Too much and it creates odd textures, depending on the quality of the frosting. (ie cheap frosting = separation)

And that's how you get a 2000-calorie milkshake.
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I don't, I'm a good person. I won't punish myself with unhealthy sugar like thatView attachment 19348
heathenism i say !! :blob_unamused:

You should consider donating all of your trits to "Midnight's reliable charity for ?''
I do apologize but I may have to crush you with a tentacle if you continue to try and pilfer my treats.
chill dude chill .. People nowadays !! caring tentacles to threaten the masses !! what has the world become!! :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely:
 
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CupcakeNinja

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What if it is going to be another sausage fest like FF15?
Nah there is a cute waifu. And ff15 had a waifu too. Two if you count Cindy or three if counting Gladio's sister. It just won't he the focus. Typical FF stuff so I aint mad.

I been playing it. Fun stuff. Tight combat. Heard the guys who made Devil May Cry combat are involved so no wonder.
 

Jet

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I never eat ice cream. Why would I? It's impractical. It's just pure fat. I might eat it for free, but would feel bad about it then.
 

melchi

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I was looking at editing the next chapter to edit but the whole thing is in present tense. What was past me thinking?
 

avaseofpeonies

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I'm eating ice cream because it's been hot AF here and even though I grew up in Texas I haven't lived there for a very long time and have forgotten how to summer hellscape.

It could be worse, though. Last week our air was wildfire spicy.
 
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