Why are you eating ice cream today?

CupcakeNinja

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If you're not eating ice cream (or another comfort food) today, please share why you deserve it.

I'm eating ice cream today because my husband forgot to tell me that he put big boy underwear on the kid, and my kid pissed his pants at the library.
im comforting myself with fried chicken and alcohol because i waited for 15 hours for Final Fantasy 16 to download so i could play it the moment the day of release came at midnight only to find out i had to wait another 19 hours until 8 tonight before it unlocks.

It said "release on 6/21/23"

ITS ALREADY THE FUCKING 21st

LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
None of you people know my torment. My suffering.
 

Midnight-Phantom

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I’m eating ice cream because I bought it and no one will stop me.
? have sugar in it, it is bad for your teeth too ?, you can be lactose intolerance person , the time of buying it you forgot to check expiry date, ? have souls,

you should consider donating it to midnight's reliable charity for ?, we will safely annihilate it with laws of distruction .. reliable service guaranteed, no lost ? have ever managed get out of our grasp till beginning of void ..


ps. i am absolutely not eyeing your ? .. its an illusion .. :blob_drool:
 

Seaspecter

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? have sugar in it, it is bad for your teeth too ?, you can be lactose intolerance person , the time of buying it you forgot to check expiry date, ? have souls,

you should consider donating it to midnight's reliable charity for ?, we will safely annihilate it with laws of distruction .. reliable service guaranteed, no lost ? have ever managed get out of our grasp till beginning of void ..


ps. i am absolutely not eyeing your ? .. its an illusion .. :blob_drool:
Give away my ice cream inconceivable!
 

Rezcore

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I'm eating "brownies" because I don't get piss tested and I need to relax. I just got back from D.C. (the biggest cesspool of vile villainous vacuously vicious assholes), where I sat in on Congress for an article. The were 3 bills discussed on the floor while I was there, and including myself, there were (maybe) 20 people in the room, of those three were representatives, most were lobbyist [you can tell by the slime] and the rest were journalists.
 

melchi

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im comforting myself with fried chicken and alcohol because i waited for 15 hours for Final Fantasy 16 to download so i could play it the moment the day of release came at midnight only to find out i had to wait another 19 hours until 8 tonight before it unlocks.

It said "release on 6/21/23"

ITS ALREADY THE FUCKING 21st

LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
None of you people know my torment. My suffering.
What if it is going to be another sausage fest like FF15?
 
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