Why Alice scares me

[RepresentingCaution]

I have bigger problems to worry about.

 

[Deleted member 19066]

I have bigger problems to worry about.

yes, imagine a giant alice!

 

[AliceShiki]

Refrigerators are the most terrifying thing to exist. Refrigerators pillage, steal, kill, and cannibalize other refrigerators when we aren't looking. We must stop this grave threat by destroying all refrigerators.

But if the refrigerators are the most terrifying thing to exist, and I'm not a refrigerator, then isn't it impossible for me to be more terrifying than them?

yes, imagine a giant alice!

That would be absolutely terrifying. Imagine the food bill that a giant Alice would rake! >.<

 

[georgelee5786]

But if the refrigerators are the most terrifying thing to exist, and I'm not a refrigerator, then isn't it impossible for me to be more terrifying than them?

Exactly. That's why you are so scary

 

[greyblob]

... How did you come to that conclusion? It's totally a real name.

Alice is literally the name of a fictional character. how is it real?

 

[AliceShiki]

Exactly. That's why you are so scary

But you're being paradoxical! >.<

Alice is literally the name of a fictional character. how is it real?

All names are the names of fictional characters, that doesn't suddenly make them any less real~

 

[Erysion]

I still don't know how any refrigerator can be terrifying, so I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or as slander.

Refrigerators are the most terrifying thing to exist. Refrigerators pillage, steal, kill, and cannibalize other refrigerators when we aren't looking. We must stop this grave threat by destroying all refrigerators.

We can all hide inside refrigerators when WW3 started and survive atomic bombs that way. That is how scary refrigerators are. They are invincible.