Who Would Win?

[BigHoodieBoy]

One punch man vs Saiki K

I personally believe Saiki K because he can rewind Saitama's body to before he becomes OP

 

[RepresentingCaution]

If you had twins, would you tend to the one that is hungry or the one that needs a diaper change first?

 

[PieCoNsUmEr]

If you had twins, would you tend to the one that is hungry or the one that needs a diaper change first?

Hungry one, might go feral if not fed.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Darkseid wins if he can get Thanos to another universe. Idk I heard that the Infinity Gauntlet doesn't work in other universes besides its own. Also because I'm not a comic book reader and I just watched the Death Battle video about them.

Pizza Hut.

Goku and Vegeta... what forms are we talking about?

French, not that I speak that or Spanish.

Darkseid is just a intergalactic thug with some Omega Sanction beams. Thanos has far more incredible feats than anything darkseid has done so far.

A few examples are as follows, and in gonna use a spoiler because this got way too fucking long

Thanos has:

Spoiler

• In his very first appearance, he grappled with Classic Drax (who could bust stars back in the day) and beat him, destroying the planet they were on in the process.
• His blows have done things like beat the Silver Surfer to near death (the same guy that literally surfs supernova's), keep up with warrior madness (said to increase strength tenfold), POWER GEM (the infinity gem, the one giving nearly limitless strength) wielding enraged Thor. And Thanos kept up with him blow for blow. And this is just a tiny look inti what he can di with his fists alone.
• He also has energy projection, and man is it strong, with it, he has: vaporized an alternate version of Hulk that was absolutely unkillable, shot Hulk to the ground with a single eyebeam, without even so much as flinching, kept up with a sentient COSMIC CUBE (yes the VERY powerful kind, although this one was a bit weaker) who he then telepathically destroyed.
• About telepathy, Thanos is also an incredible telepath, although he doesn't use it all that often: he has telepathically locked the Cosmic Cube being inside her own mind, he has fought Moondragon (one of the best telepaths in Marvel) and beat her in a telepathic battle, it took the combined might of three super high-tier telepaths (one of which was Moondragon) to stop a newly reborn, very weak Thanos from escaping, and he did so anyway.
• Now moving on to his biggest strengths of them all, his durability: he went h2h with the as previously stated Thor, and came out with a bloody nose, he took everything the surfer could throw at him and answered, unscathed, “are you finished?”, he survived a black hole 2 LIGHTYEARS in diameter, which evaporated instantly, a black hole that size evaporating would put out the energy equivalent of multiple galaxies, and he survived it with a few scratches and bruises, he survived a blast from en enraged GALACTUS, who was not only fully fed, but used so much power in his blast that he was hungry again (this was with shields of his own design). He also survived a clone of Galactus that was twice as powerful (he also made that clone), which blasted him so hard it tore through 3 of his shields. He also (and I know this is getting long) survived a bloodlusted Odin, using Gugnir, while Thanos didn't even want to fight, for a full comic, and came back up with a bit of cracked armor (this was without shields). Now you might see that I mention his shields quite a bit, and I will get back to them in the next section, but what is important to note, is that one thing did break his shields, with extreme ease even. Annihilus, who had previously captured Adam Warlock with the power of the LT (bit weird, but thats what the comic was), was firing his weapon powered by Adam onto a battlefield with his own forces, the last of Earth's heroes, and Thanos. His first shot shred through Thanos' shield like it was a tissue, the other three were uses to literally blow people like Thor and Gladiator to pieces (as in, leg over there and hand over here), and you know what Thanos did? He took all three of them, straight to the face, and came out soaked in the blood of Annihilus’ soldiers and some torn clothes. So all those feats about his shields? Now imagine his full durability.
• And now for the final section (and then I'll stop I know it's long) is his intellect, Thanos' greatest asset. He not only has enhanced himself to the level he is at now, all of his shields are his own, he has made an army of clones of himself, including the clone from Galactus and himself. He has created ships that destroy planets, his intellect has led him to items of power such as the IG, the HOTU, the CC and even the Universal Regulator. He has outsmarted beings that are nearly omnipotent, he has beaten the grandmaster in a game of wits, he has tricked the devil himself and even bargained with the One Above All. In short, refer to Thanos next time someone says Batman is the smartest.

Note that all these are WITHOUT the infinity gauntle

 

[Southdog]

-Thanos vs. Darkseid (Marvel vs DC)
Darkseid (he isn't as played out yet)
-Domino’s vs Papa John’s
Papa John's, I worked there, Dominos always gave me the shits.
-Goku and Vegeta vs All Of Naruto (DBZ vs Naruto)
Goku and Vegeta with the sole exception of any illusionists that can get the drop on them.
-French vs Spanish (Languages)
The Spanish (I hate the French)

 

[LesserSarcasm]

Hungry one, might go feral if not fed.

Diaper first, hungry one still gonna be hungry in 5 mins least the smelly one doesnt smell

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Hungry one, might go feral if not fed.

Wouldn't that leave one less problem to worry about?

Diaper first, hungry one still gonna be hungry in 5 mins least the smelly one doesnt smell

Not just the smell to worry about, but also diaper rash! Breastfeeding session takes longer than a diaper change, too.

Also, I don't know if I could do this with twins since I'm only about 3/4 successful with one kid, but I would have to at least try, unless they're always pooping at the exact same time, and then I would be shit out of luck. Pun intended:

 

[Dudealien]

-Goku and Vegeta vs All Of Naruto (DBZ vs Naruto)
Goku and Vegeta with the sole exception of any illusionists that can get the drop on them.

but genjutsu of that level doesn’t work on me