Which novel is the worst?

[Vnator]

Funny thing is that 50 shades originally started out as a Twilight fanfiction, so... I rank them together but 50 shades is a special kind of unhealthy.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

But is it worse than kantsaywhere, a novel so shameful the author's children destroyed it so only a chapter remains.

I'm sure my child would destroy it if he ever found out about it.