Which novel is the worst?

[Ellieporter]

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Both are masterpieces

 

[RepresentingWrath]

What big T said.

 

[EchoingRuby]

Twilight may be dull and stupid, but 50 Shades is literally dangerous because it shows its characters doing BDSM unsafely but presents it as if it were safe. That is, literally, dangerous, and could cause permanent physical and emotional harm if newcomers used 50 Shades as an example to follow.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

Both are trash, but 50 shades glorifies abuse so that one is worse.

 

[Corty]

Both are meh, far from being the worst.

 

[gogo7966]

yours

 

[Paul__Michaels]

They're both entertaining trash. But it depends on what mood you're in.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Both of them are just female fantasies of wanting a strong, beautiful, powerful man to choose them when they are “plain looking”

one has the protection fantasy and the other being dominated but they’re both the same.

Most straight males will not like it because are not beautiful vampires who sparkle in sunlight and if they were rich we sure as hell won’t be going after someone plain looking.

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

BDSM vs furries (and vampires.) Both of them are trash, but Twighlight has some (somewhat) enjoyable fight scenes.

 

[RobBanks]

I'll go against the grain here and say Twilight, ashamedly.
Say what you want about 50 shades, but I thought it was funny, even if it's in a "so bad it's good" kind of way.

But Twilight? Man, it was booooooring!!! Nothing ever happened!!!! Characters would just mope around and do jack while... while... nothing! There was nothing else going on aside from that! Trying to read that thing was actually physically painful for me.

 

[georgelee5786]

50 shades

 

[Tempokai]

First one is epitome of the young adult angst, and second one is a epitome of the secret desires of a 40 years old woman who has no kids and lonely and whatever, both oriented to the female audience. So both.

 

[RavenRunes]

I haven't tried either of them yet, I have not yet ran out of toilet paper or firelighters.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Mine, of course! Go give me one star!

 

[melchi]

Mine, of course! Go give me one star!

But is it worse than kantsaywhere, a novel so shameful the author's children destroyed it so only a chapter remains.

 

[DarkeReises]

But is it worse than kantsaywhere, a novel so shameful the author's children destroyed it so only a chapter remains.

Excuse me, what? Where do I find this?

 

[melchi]

Excuse me, what? Where do I find this?

Just google kantsaywhere by francias Galton, also known as the father of Eugenics.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Trollight is a bad Reverse Harem Fanfiction with a Mary Sue Protagonist, 50 shites is badly written BDSM by some prude who thinks missionary position is too exotic for people to try. I was forced to watch both movie adaptions and I still believe there should be a part in the geneva conventions that forbid showings of those.

theyrethesame.memepng

 

[Asami_Shirogane]

Those who haven't read 50 Shades of Grey won't understand just how significantly worse it is compared to Twilight.