Corty
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Yes. With a capital Y.So you're telling me that all of these people in the forum are mistakes?
Yes. With a capital Y.So you're telling me that all of these people in the forum are mistakes?
Slow down your intrusive thoughtsThe asteroid wich wiped out the dinosaurs should've hit harder.
I don't think this one should count. This one is causing a calamity, not almost causing one.The invention of usury.
OH! I Know this one!The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand which triggered world war 1 even though there was tension before it.The casualties in this war was 40 million a population in some countries around the world which is mind blowing even when i try imagining it.
It was going to happen anyway, that was just the excuse.The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand which triggered world war 1 even though there was tension before it.The casualties in this war was 40 million a population in some countries around the world which is mind blowing even when i try imagining it.
Holy shit, the 2008 recession was your fault?! (Well, at least contributed to by you)OH! I Know this one!
In 2008 I worked out a way to push all the data backwards through the system so we could better pinpoint houses that had A LOT of equity. This was back during the hosing bubble. THEN I helped create the NINJA loan.
No Income, No Job or Assets.
We could give out a mortgage in THREE DAYS!
AND... due to inflation there were whole neighborhoods where the estimated equity of the homes had finally creeped over 50k, and NOBODY would give a loan on a house less than 50k. So whole SWATHS of America had houses that never had mortgages before suddenly qualify. I started handing out like 15-20 mortgages a month, when usually it was 3-5. When management saw what I was doing, they copied it, and everyone in Aegis lending started doing it.
Then every competitor started doing the same thing.
PS, No. Not kidding. I used to be a hired gun. I got hired to "fix" things. I was very good with numbers. Sometimes the solution was worse than the problem, but... at the time... I didn't worry about such things.
PS no. I'm not kidding. There's about a half dozen of us who started this mess. Three dropped off the face of the earth, one found god, and the other killed himself.
Then we took these BS worthless mortgages "Bundled" them and said, "Bundled Mortgages are safer" and sold shared of the bundled mortgages and sold them to China.
China then bundled the shares and sold shares of the bundled shares to India.
India then bundled the shares of the bundled shares of bundled mortgages to Wall Street.
Guess what Wall Street did with them?
EVERY TIME these "shares" of a "bundle" changed hands, the brokers would jack up the price and skim some off the top until the world economy collapsed and it is only a MIRACLE we are not currently living in madmax beyond the Thunderdome.
So, yeah, I personally set in motion the financial collapse of 2009 and DIRECTLY/personally cost tens of thousands of people their homes with the BS mortgages I sold them. Indirectly I helped bring the world to the brink of ruin.
There is a special place in hell for me.
Are you referring to the start of the human race? Cause that's more owed to fire, and specifically cooking than tool use. I mean, tool use was kinda a prerequisite, but still. Plenty of species, including primates, use tools, only we are causing global crises.Apes learning to walk on two and starting to use tools.
But at least they were easy to underwrite.OH! I Know this one!
In 2008 I worked out a way to push all the data backwards through the system so we could better pinpoint houses that had A LOT of equity. This was back during the hosing bubble. THEN I helped create the NINJA loan.
No Income, No Job or Assets.
We could give out a mortgage in THREE DAYS!
AND... due to inflation there were whole neighborhoods where the estimated equity of the homes had finally creeped over 50k, and NOBODY would give a loan on a house less than 50k. So whole SWATHS of America had houses that never had mortgages before suddenly qualify. I started handing out like 15-20 mortgages a month, when usually it was 3-5. When management saw what I was doing, they copied it, and everyone in Aegis lending started doing it.
Then every competitor started doing the same thing.
PS, No. Not kidding. I used to be a hired gun. I got hired to "fix" things. I was very good with numbers. Sometimes the solution was worse than the problem, but... at the time... I didn't worry about such things.
PS no. I'm not kidding. There's about a half dozen of us who started this mess. Three dropped off the face of the earth, one found god, and the other killed himself.
Then we took these BS worthless mortgages "Bundled" them and said, "Bundled Mortgages are safer" and sold shared of the bundled mortgages and sold them to China.
China then bundled the shares and sold shares of the bundled shares to India.
India then bundled the shares of the bundled shares of bundled mortgages to Wall Street.
Guess what Wall Street did with them?
EVERY TIME these "shares" of a "bundle" changed hands, the brokers would jack up the price and skim some off the top until the world economy collapsed and it is only a MIRACLE we are not currently living in madmax beyond the Thunderdome.
So, yeah, I personally set in motion the financial collapse of 2009 and DIRECTLY/personally cost tens of thousands of people their homes with the BS mortgages I sold them. Indirectly I helped bring the world to the brink of ruin.
There is a special place in hell for me.
Teakins is that you? Just curious.OH! I Know this one!
In 2008 I worked out a way to push all the data backwards through the system so we could better pinpoint houses that had A LOT of equity. This was back during the hosing bubble. THEN I helped create the NINJA loan.
No Income, No Job or Assets.
We could give out a mortgage in THREE DAYS!
AND... due to inflation there were whole neighborhoods where the estimated equity of the homes had finally creeped over 50k, and NOBODY would give a loan on a house less than 50k. So whole SWATHS of America had houses that never had mortgages before suddenly qualify. I started handing out like 15-20 mortgages a month, when usually it was 3-5. When management saw what I was doing, they copied it, and everyone in Aegis lending started doing it.
Then every competitor started doing the same thing.
PS, No. Not kidding. I used to be a hired gun. I got hired to "fix" things. I was very good with numbers. Sometimes the solution was worse than the problem, but... at the time... I didn't worry about such things.
PS no. I'm not kidding. There's about a half dozen of us who started this mess. Three dropped off the face of the earth, one found god, and the other killed himself.
Then we took these BS worthless mortgages "Bundled" them and said, "Bundled Mortgages are safer" and sold shared of the bundled mortgages and sold them to China.
China then bundled the shares and sold shares of the bundled shares to India.
India then bundled the shares of the bundled shares of bundled mortgages to Wall Street.
Guess what Wall Street did with them?
EVERY TIME these "shares" of a "bundle" changed hands, the brokers would jack up the price and skim some off the top until the world economy collapsed and it is only a MIRACLE we are not currently living in madmax beyond the Thunderdome.
So, yeah, I personally set in motion the financial collapse of 2009 and DIRECTLY/personally cost tens of thousands of people their homes with the BS mortgages I sold them. Indirectly I helped bring the world to the brink of ruin.
There is a special place in hell for me.
So third time’s the charm.That one Austrian being killed.
That one Austrian not being accepted into art school.
The next time an Austrian does something.
Let's hope (not).So third time’s the charm.
Hard to beat the logic here. Kudos.The wrong side winning the second world war has been pretty catastrophic.
The Great Panjandrum. Thank God that eldritch abomination of a weapon never got put to use.View attachment 30622View attachment 30623
So you caused my grandfather downfallOH! I Know this one!
In 2008 I worked out a way to push all the data backwards through the system so we could better pinpoint houses that had A LOT of equity. This was back during the hosing bubble. THEN I helped create the NINJA loan.
No Income, No Job or Assets.
We could give out a mortgage in THREE DAYS!
AND... due to inflation there were whole neighborhoods where the estimated equity of the homes had finally creeped over 50k, and NOBODY would give a loan on a house less than 50k. So whole SWATHS of America had houses that never had mortgages before suddenly qualify. I started handing out like 15-20 mortgages a month, when usually it was 3-5. When management saw what I was doing, they copied it, and everyone in Aegis lending started doing it.
Then every competitor started doing the same thing.
PS, No. Not kidding. I used to be a hired gun. I got hired to "fix" things. I was very good with numbers. Sometimes the solution was worse than the problem, but... at the time... I didn't worry about such things.
PS no. I'm not kidding. There's about a half dozen of us who started this mess. Three dropped off the face of the earth, one found god, and the other killed himself.
Then we took these BS worthless mortgages "Bundled" them and said, "Bundled Mortgages are safer" and sold shared of the bundled mortgages and sold them to China.
China then bundled the shares and sold shares of the bundled shares to India.
India then bundled the shares of the bundled shares of bundled mortgages to Wall Street.
Guess what Wall Street did with them?
EVERY TIME these "shares" of a "bundle" changed hands, the brokers would jack up the price and skim some off the top until the world economy collapsed and it is only a MIRACLE we are not currently living in madmax beyond the Thunderdome.
So, yeah, I personally set in motion the financial collapse of 2009 and DIRECTLY/personally cost tens of thousands of people their homes with the BS mortgages I sold them. Indirectly I helped bring the world to the brink of ruin.
There is a special place in hell for me.
Pixytokisaki14 our resident gun maniac brought this to my attention and i'm looking it upThe cuba crisis
I'm not a parent but I agree with you...just lurking in social media and you will come across people affected by thisI'm thinking of mistakes in how people raise their children that lead to generational trauma. Those things can have a butterfly effect.
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