Which animal are you afraid of?,you can name from all animal groups.

[JayMark]

Let's be blunt here. You guys are terrifying.

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What the hell do you have to be afraid of?

Eldritch Gods.

They are afraid of Eldritch Gods who put them in human terrariums and manipulate their actions for entertainment. Grab some popcorn and watch humans beat one another sensless and have everything they try to organize descend into utter chaos. If they start forming hierarchies, just manipulate their sanity and make sure resources remain scarce. They don't even have to realize they are trapped in a terrarium. Introduce something bigger and more powerful than them for a laugh out loud riot. It doesn't even have to be a threat! Or just fill it with endless mukade. Humans are so much fun that the eons would just simply drag without them. Come to your nearest Cthulu Mart and buy a Human Terrarium today!

[Mukade.]

 

[Jocelyn_Uasal]

This is interesting,two people are already afraid or primates in the thread.

Well bedbugs just make you a blood bank hehe.

Well this blood bank is no longer accepting withdraws :(

Mosquitos can have some tho, at least they're brave enough to man up and come take it while I'm awake ?

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

1. Jellyfish.
2. Blue ringed octopus.
3. Edgelords who think they're clever or unique for spouting the same "humans are monsters" rhetoric we've all heard a hundred thousand times.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I hate dogs, any kind of dog, except Hyenas, these are the best dogs.
Humans are another group of animals I hate, but there a cases where I can tolerate them.

 

[RedMuffin]

Edgelords who think they're clever or unique for spouting the same "humans are monsters" rhetoric we've all heard a hundred thousand times.

But humans ARE monsters to us muffins!

Do you have any idea how many innocent muffins are dying every moment because of those monsters?!

I hate dogs, any kind of dog

@HelloHound *pat* *pat*

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

I hate dogs, any kind of dog, except Hyenas, these are the best dogs.
Humans are another group of animals I hate, but there a cases where I can tolerate them.

?? Hyenas?... maybe i should bring you some, people occasionally mistake hyenas as puppies dogs when they are young.

1. Jellyfish.
2. Blue ringed octopus.
3. Edgelords who think they're clever or unique for spouting the same "humans are monsters" rhetoric we've all heard a hundred thousand times.

Careful on the third one?.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

?? Hyenas?... maybe i should bring you some, people occasionally mistake hyenas as puppies dogs when they are young.

I would everyday prefer reptiles over Hyenas, have you ever seen them? They are adorable!

 

[Jocelyn_Uasal]

I hate dogs, any kind of dog, except Hyenas, these are the best dogs.
Humans are another group of animals I hate, but there a cases where I can tolerate them.

Dogs are scary I get this, me too

 

[RecursiveDescent]

Giant flying cockroaches are probably the worst.

Though if it's actually fearing danger the only common animals I can think of you'd be in danger these days are dogs. They can get dangerous if not brainwashed properly. Usually they're abused, but sometimes they're not, either way you can't feel safe riding a bike past them.

But generally it's not something to be that worried about, most of the time they are cowards that will come after you and then flee the instant you show that you're going to fight back.

Even if they do go all the way to attacking it's really not that hard to deal with, the main reason for the really bad cases is typically because the victim is panicking or inexperienced. You're supposed to hold something like a coat or at worst your arm out for them to bite, then you can get hold of them and you win.

 

[Tsuru]

Let's be blunt here. You guys are terrifying.

You can lose half your blood and stay alive. You hunt by simply following whatever you want to kill until it simply falls over exhausted then you stab it a lot. You eat EVERYTHING. If it fits in your mouth, you try it. You usually watch someone else try it first and if they die, you usually laugh.

There are plants that evolved some of the powerful toxins on the planet which you nut jobs then started to grow in bulk because "you like how it makes your mouth tingle."

Your stomach is full of acid that if it were stored anywhere else the government would declare it a class three chemo-hazzard.

All the animals you might list off as something that makes you skittish, your race has a policy of hunting down and killing "man killers" not because killing a human makes them more dangerous. That's a myth.

You do it out of SPITE.

There is no environment you have not defeated. There no Part of the planet you have not touched. There are 8 billion of you and chances are you could fit 40 billion on the planet without any effort. Your body regularly develops mutations that become cancer, but you immune system just sucks it up and eats it for breakfast because for any other animal, that's a death sentence. For you guys,

It's Tuesday.

You aren't the strongest, fastest, or toughest. You just simply outlast everything else and often never even give what ever you want dead an enemy to fight.

What the hell do you have to be afraid of?

The humans = flood
no goal, simply reproduce, conquer, destroy and assimilate everything for their benefits, die. Repeat.

luckily they didnt find ways to travel to other planets.
if not, just like any "human fiction" they ever written, zergs/swarm/locusts/aliens/bugs/flood, they would propagate everywhere and this greedy lifeform would destroy the perfect ecology there and/or native lifeforms, plunder the resources, and fking leave when the planet is useless, leaving only ruins and desolation in their wake. Only to repeat the process to another planet.

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Spoiler

 

[RepresentingDesire]

no goal, simply reproduce, conquer, destroy and assimilate everything for their benefits, die. Repeat.

That's like every lifeform, increased complexity only makes it harder to see that.

 

[Triskele_Lynx]

They did a study of Appalachian Trail hikers that were hurt by wildlife. What was the most common? Black bears? Bobcats? Coyotes?
Nope. None of those.
Ticks.
They can bite you and infect you with all sorts of nasty stuff without you ever knowing.
You militant vegans probably like lone star ticks, though.
Their bite can make people allergic to meat.

 

[Tsuru]

That's like every lifeform, increased complexity only makes it harder to see that.

BUT
the problem of humans unlike "nature lifeforms"
they are greedy and uncontrolled propagation (like the flood).


Bc, as taught in primary human school, nature has a "ecosystem" that is self-substainable. Meaning, lions, eagles, birds, fishes, etc eat for survival but their "eating" and survival, is balanced by their deaths. Maintaining a perfect balance.
But look at humans ? They killed ton of species, and are using non-renewable resources, and destroying the environment to the point of "unhealable" AND even creating the worse wastes (nuclear) that any lifeform could ever exist. (analogy : imagine a giant insectoid snail-alien secreting acid in their wake, that cause desertification / there is quite a resemblance)

Dodo species, is basically a miniature event of what would humans would do to other planets if humans had access to space-travel.
And/or look at Cyberpunk2077 and 40Milleniums of cultivation. Humans will still keep fight each other and never truly have perfect civilization even if they had the most perfect of technologies. Bc humans will always stay a hazardous species that is like rolling a dice to their goodness and evilness.
Animals will be satisfied of what they have, or fight for survival or territories. But humans ? Their greed is insatiable.

 

[JayMark]

But humans ARE monsters to us muffins!

Do you have any idea how many innocent muffins are dying every moment because of those monsters?!

You muffins have recieved the fate of your desire.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

3. Edgelords who think they're clever or unique for spouting the same "humans are monsters" rhetoric we've all heard a hundred thousand times.

Based.

 

[BouncyCactus]

Let's be blunt here. You guys are terrifying.

You can lose half your blood and stay alive. You hunt by simply following whatever you want to kill until it simply falls over exhausted then you stab it a lot. You eat EVERYTHING. If it fits in your mouth, you try it. You usually watch someone else try it first and if they die, you usually laugh.

There are plants that evolved some of the powerful toxins on the planet which you nut jobs then started to grow in bulk because "you like how it makes your mouth tingle."

Your stomach is full of acid that if it were stored anywhere else the government would declare it a class three chemo-hazzard.

All the animals you might list off as something that makes you skittish, your race has a policy of hunting down and killing "man killers" not because killing a human makes them more dangerous. That's a myth.

You do it out of SPITE.

There is no environment you have not defeated. There no Part of the planet you have not touched. There are 8 billion of you and chances are you could fit 40 billion on the planet without any effort. Your body regularly develops mutations that become cancer, but you immune system just sucks it up and eats it for breakfast because for any other animal, that's a death sentence. For you guys,

It's Tuesday.

You aren't the strongest, fastest, or toughest. You just simply outlast everything else and often never even give what ever you want dead an enemy to fight.

What the hell do you have to be afraid of?

Well, there is a certain Sci-Fi writing subreddit that made them points the standout points of humans compared to other alien races of the galaxy. Check out r/HFY and r/humansarespaceorcs (and their hornier sibling r/humansarespacebards)

Parasitic worms and flesh-burrowing insect and their hellspawn larvae

 

[RepresentingDesire]

3. Edgelords who think they're clever or unique for spouting the same "humans are monsters" rhetoric we've all heard a hundred thousand times.

Every rhetoric or thesis for that matter should be at the very least be explained, but that's no provided.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Anything which has slimy skin and insects which move rapidly in random directions

Well this blood bank is no longer accepting withdraws :(

 

[QuercusMalus]

Scorpions and Wasps.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Centipedes