What's the weirdest thing you've ever memorized?

[RedMuffin]

I have memorized the Rick Roll YouTube link. I will never be rickrolled again.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

"I solemnly affirm that the evidence to be given by me shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."
Really random memorization of something I've never needed, and likely never will.

I have memorized the Rick Roll YouTube link. I will never be rickrolled again.

Though, I have done this and don't think it is a weird thing to memorize. Very useful.

 

[Anemic_Vampire]

Not the weirdest thing, but I've kind of memorized Eminem's songs, not that I can sing them. Mostly because I can't speak that fast, and swearing will earn me a sandal throw from my parents.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I memorized a Pizza Hut number off a delivery car in elementary school and then got some friends in high school to prank call it. This was also after moving halfway across the country.

 

[Aaqil]

I have memorized the Rick Roll YouTube link. I will never be rickrolled again.

But that's normal,

 

[cabbag3]

It's not really weird but do dance moves count? Some friends of mine are really into Kpop so they would dance to it when we hangout.
When "Fancy" by Twice was released it was the only thing they played for a week. At one point, I somehow memorized it's choreography after watching them for the nth time and I just joined them when they danced to it. I don't even like the song.
I just tested it now if I still remember it, and yep, at this point it's already muscle memory.

 

[Deleted member 266]

The monologue opening for the gargoyles for some reason

 

[Deleted member 41774]

The Vaporeon copy paste--

Well, not anymore, but at some point I did.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

That one time on elementary school when I puked on the teacher because she wouldn't let me go to the trash can.

On another note I keep forgetting and remembering what happened King County in 2005

 

[CharlesEBrown]

The first thing I ever memorized is probably still the weirdest - "The Jabberwocky"

Can still recite the bloody thing, though sometimes I get verses out of order, over 50 years later (and I could barely read at the time; dad just guided me through it).

 

[Hoshino]

Notice: The name of my enemies, the darkweb link, the entire plot of everything i read/watch, and finally the Gojo figure incident-nya.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I have memorized the Rick Roll YouTube link. I will never be rickrolled again.
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I memorized a go game from 1920 or so. Have mostly forgotten it now however.

 

[Clo]

I could read barcodes. Because I wrote software to print them.

 

[AmbreaTaddy]

The active molecule of Lysopaïne, the medecine for inflammed throat
Cetylpyridinium Lysozime

My sibling dared me to do it when we were 10, but it never went away. Also, a few poems that I learned in primary school, still in my brain for some reason

 

[Corty]

I had trouble speaking the word (in my native tongue that is): deoxyribonucleic acid. I always stumbled over it.

Then, one day, it just clicked. Since that day, I can't fuck it up somehow.

 

[Shiriru_B]

I've memorized the lyrics of a song that speaks russian just so I can sing it

 

[gaylolis]

mnemonics to the chemistry periodic table but the most offensive sounding ones

 

[l8rose]

The part of a Santa Claus jingle I had to sing in primary grade at our Christmas Concert. It's weird because I can still remember the line despite it being decades ago. I don't remember any of the rest of it or even saying it, just remember the line.

"C is for Candy that Santa brings me."

 

[SRB]

A chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. They may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.
Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.